It was supposed to be a night filled with fun, but Brian coating his fingers in lube to prepare Justin…turned into a disaster when he discovered that it wasn’t lube he had grabbed, but rather super glue. With his fingers now glued in place, inside Justin, what do they do?
Justin gets a surprise when he finds out that his tuition has been taking care of for the semester.
Brian and Justin adopt three dogs. Max, Charlie, and Daisy. Daisy has been through a lot since her first owner died and just needs to know she’s safe. Brian and her have some cuddle time.
Justin falls asleep in the lounger on a hot day and Brian had to help him when he gets burnt.
Jenny doesn't think that Santa will make it because of a blizzard.
It's snowed for days, but stops for a while so Justin gets Brian outside for a snowball fight. It ends just inside their home with a desperate need to get closer.
Brian and Justin sitting with their daughters a few days after they're born.
Brian wants Justin to stay with him instead of dying after the bashing. (Inspired by If I Stay movie previews)
Gus wants to try out for the spelling bee and his dads let him.
Brian decides he's going to get rid of the fiddler once and for all. He's going to stake his claim on Justin in a way that no one thought he would, especially Ian.
Teenage AU. Justin moves to a small southern town in Tennessee. He meets new people, some good...some bad. One he meets is a boy in his homeroom class named Brian. Brian is just trying to get out of that same small town. Some OOC. Starts during September of 1996.
It's Valentine's Day at Babylon
Brian and Justin reconnect after being apart for eight years. There might be some interesting history involved in this.
100% au-story.
The passage of time is ever constant. There is no such ting as 'Only time'. This is something Kagome knows all too well.
*Crossover prompt challenge. Other prompts can be found on other sites.
Summary: That which does not kill us..
Timeline: Post 513. All canon assumed. Spoilers for all seasons.
Warnings: Strong language. Explicit sexual content depending on the chapter.
Disclaimer: I own nothing except my thoughts, and even then sometimes, I rent. All recognizable characters are the property of CowLip and Showtime.
Author's Note: This is a work in progress. I am a slow writer - there's no getting around that - but I promise that it will be completed. Comments feed the muse. Just sayin'.
4/8/22 So. That author's note was written a long, long time ago. I wrote it with the best of intentions, I swear. But life happened, and for reasons I won't go into here, I couldn't bring myself to continue writing a story with this subject matter. But that little folder has lived on my desktop for all this time, and I have never forgotten where I left our boys. And so, one day a month or so ago, I opened it up and spent some time reminding myself just how much I love Brian and Justin and Queer As Folk. I still have reservations writing about cancer for 'entertainment'. I am no medical professional, nor have I personally experienced anything like what Brian is going to go through. But I've done more research for this than anything else I've ever done, and I've tried to treat it with the sensitivity and respect it deserves. Please forgive any inaccuracies.
I don't even know if anyone will give it a chance again, but I owe to those of you who trusted me and read it all those years ago (and to the boys) to keep my word and try to finish this beast. I hope you'll join me.
"Nothing compares, no worries or cares Regrets and mistakes, they're memories made Who would have known how bittersweet this would taste?" —— 《someone like you》Adele
This short story just came up in my head after reading a post on Reddit. Sorry there is a major character death, it's natural cause but sad.
Thank you for reading.
Gus gets sick on his weekend with Brian and Justin.
Brian and Justin are on vacation in Italy. and Justin made a promise to Brian.
There were some requests for sequel for Wrong Taylor ... so here it is ... I hope it's at least half as funny as the first one.
Justin Taylor is gone, and Brian has a new friend. The world is about to spin out of control.
This is totally away from cannon. Everyone is different...really. I hope you guys like it. It's something new and that got into my head and wouldn't leave me alone until I put it down. There will be more. Let me know what you guys think...always love that.
It takes place during the first season ... Justin has problems at home and runs to Brian, who tries to deal with his feelings...
Brian made it to the end of the Liberty Ride. He had ridden all day with a broken clavicle. When Justin saw him come around the corner his first instinct was to run to him but he had come this far and Brian NEEDED to finish, not for anyone but himself. After trying to talk Brian into getting checked out at the hospital, Justin took him to the loft and stayed with him for the night.
A night out at Babylon. Brian is being very Brian, hooking up with numerous other men and Justin’s being very Justin, endlessly chasing after him.
A season 1 story.
In Season 1 episode 10 Brian and the gang drive to NYC to retrieve Justin. While they are on the road Brian recalls the summer he ran away to live in New York and formed a special bond with an ex-resident of Pittsburg.
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Five years ago today, I jumped on the Midnight Whispers bandwagon. To commemorate that auspicious event, I decided to submit a short story that I wrote some notes for nearly four years ago. This story is not a WIP and I will upload weekly. Enjoy
Kim...Predec2...thanks a bunch for the awesome banner you created just for me!
“Can you really think of a reason that Peter would suddenly turn on how he feels about you?” Justin asked, trying to begin the conversation pragmatically. “He knows how your sister is, and she knows, at least to some extent, that the two of you are acquainted now. Don’t you think she’d have tried every weapon she had if she was running a smear campaign against you?”
“I don’t know,” Brian said tiredly, rubbing his eyes. “I wouldn’t put anything past her.”
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When Brian's nephew Peter and his girlfriend Alexis come to spend Christmas in New York, things are off to a great start -- until they're not. Soon, it becomes apparent to everyone that old Kinney family scars run deep.
Happy Holidays everyone. I have an early Christmas gift for you, and I hope you will enjoy it. This story is set a little over ten years after Justin headed off for New York City, leaving Pittsburgh behind. It seems that his plan didn't last long, and a decade later he is happily married to Brian. The only fly in the ointment of their happiness is how much Brian misses seeing his son, Gus far more often than the occasional visits back and forth to Canada. Justin's dearest wish is to arrange for Brian to receive the best Christmas gift ever, and he is willing to do whatever he can to make that happen.
It's easy to add a new book, chapters, media items, and do editing. The trick is knowing how to find the locations for the right webpages in the dashboard. Brief, simple instructions are in the chapter.
Brian and Justin find themselves in the hospital trying to explain that things aren’t, as they seem.
Hello, my dear readers. Today, I have something brand new for you. Before anything else, I want to dedicate this story to one of my dearest readers and friend, Vicki, for entrusting me with her plot bunny for this story. I couldn't have done it without her support. Also a big thank you to Judy, my fantastic beta, and Marika, my talented banner maker.
Now, as to this story, this is for all you animal lovers out there. What happens when Brian becomes the 'somewhat' reluctant (yet willing) rescuer of a pair of brutally abandoned dogs? How will this one act of kindness change his life and that of his beloved husband and son?
P.S. I've chosen Irish Setters in this case as a tribute to Vicki, a proud Irish lassie.
Brian and Justin are at it again, but this time in the middle of Babylon’s dance floor.
This story was written for the QAF Season One Song Challenge
Justin had a sugar daddy who died, leaving him very well provided for, and now he’s ready to pay it forward to someone else.
An alternate ending to season two and how Justin and Brian could have avoided the break-up.
This was the same, only different.
This time, his filters were firmly in place, because Justin knew that kicking, punching, and destroying wasn’t going to fix this. It wasn’t going to take away the fact that his lover had cancer.
This story was written in July 2018.
THE TOP FIVE STORY PROMPTS REVEALED!
See important info regarding story prompt icon and story banners in Ch. 3.
AU End of season 2. At the Rage party, instead of leaving with Ethan, Justin left both Ethan, and a shocked Brian. He also never cheated with Ethan. This is nothing like season 2. It's just how I would have liked it to go.
Brian and Justin have been together for seventeen years, well, more or less: seventeen years have passed since the night of their meeting, the one in which Gus, the son of Brian and his friend Lindsey, was born and since then they have been on and off regularly.
Gus, however, is willing to do anything for his relationship to be as smooth as silk, but he has just moved to Pitsburgh and the only thing he is sure of is that life is a mess and this, in essence, is the only thing on which father and son agree.
Brian e Justin stanno assieme da diciassette anni, beh, più o meno: sono passati diciassette anni dalla notte del loro incontro, quella in cui è nato Gus, il figlio di Brian e della sua amica Lindsey, e da allora si sono presi e lasciati più o meno regolarmente.
Gus, invece, è disposto a tutto perché la sua relazione fili liscia come l'olio, ma si è appena trasferito a Pitsburgh e l'unica cosa di cui è certo è che la vita è un gran casino e questo, in sostanza, è l'unica cosa su cui padre e figlio sono d'accordo.
Michael seems to find that something is wrong with his best friend. But what if what was wrong was something right?
***Featured Story for September 2018***
Begins 2 years after 513. Justin has moved back to the Pittsburgh area, and he and Brian are established partners. Life is full of changes. There will be multiple chapters and additional characters. Banner by Marny
Sequel to Stitch by Stitch. Nobody has seen or heard from Michael in years... until now.
Luke and Noah's story continued after Noah's move to L.A.
Both Brian and Justin stress out about confessing their sins…
Post-513. When Justin’s travel plans take an unexpected turn due to weather and he falls ills, Brian is there to help.
Beware of tape recorders found at murder scenes. Halloween story!
Justin and Brian don't know each other. Justin tries to score with Brian.
I added three more chapters to this story.
Thank you Predec2 for the amazing banner again.
Another High School story! This time Brian and Justin are brought together by the very cliché game of spin the bottle. Afterwards, Brian thinks Justin is an excellent kisser and comes up with a deal to which the blond can’t say no to.
Aribritinxoxo once asked me to write jealous Justin. So honey, you’ll find Justin being a little jealous in this story. Hopefully you’ll like this :).
THIS STORY IS NOW COMPLETE
Sequel: The Proposal
This is a sequel to Seven Moments. A year later Brian and Justin are finally getting married. Each chapter is a day surrounding the wedding day.
Reading order of this series:
Seven Minutes
Seven Moments
Seven Days
***Featured Story for May 2017***
Written for the Spring is in the Air Challenge. Set after the bombing of Babylon and before the girls leave for Canada.
"What will Gus do to protect his baby sister when his mothers hit a rocky plateau in their relationship? And how will it affect Brian and Justin's lives?"
The eight part of Ask and You Shall Get series. Justin wants to try a new thing on their list. To fulfill his dream, they end up calling an old acquaintance. BDSM themed. Can be read as a stand-alone.
When Brian hears over the radio that Babylon was subjected to a bombing, all he can concentrate on is racing to his club to make sure the people he loves are alive and safe. He doesn't expect to be irreversibly injured himself. As Brian faces a slow recovery and a permanent disability, he must learn to accept the support of his friends and the love of his partner.
This is a sequel for Seven Minutes. You might want to read that first if you haven’t already. This story continues three months after Seven Minutes’ epilogue ended. This story has the same rules as Seven Minutes: fluff, cuddling and a guaranteed happy ending. For the plot, there will be seven more or less life changing moments in Brian and Justin’s life so look forward for those. Happy reading.
Reading order of this series:
Seven Minutes
Seven Moments
Seven Days
Predec2 nicely volunteered to make an amazing banner for this story. Thank you so much Kim!
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Brian and Justin meet in a different way. Neither man is looking for a relationship, but fate has other ideas.
Written for the QAF Gift Exchange 2016 for moonbrightnites
GIFT REQUEST: Fic AU or canon-compliant, something supernatural is happening. Justin is lost. Brian, somehow, helps him find his way.
Justin accidentally whispers Brian’s name out loud in the backroom of Babylon. This is a PWP with some plot.
This story includes somewhat shy teenage Justin who is definitely not experienced and teenage Brian who just likes Justin way too much and enjoys being all fluffy with him. I don’t think this story has an actual plot other than the boys are not together in the beginning and things process from there in an interesting, not really cliché way. This story is full of more or less fluffy scenes after fluffy scenes. Plus this story has loads of cuddling mostly initiated by Brian. If that is not your thing, do not go further. And keep in mind that because this story basically has no plot do not expect any huge dramatic events or plot twists.
THIS STORY IS NOW COMPLETE
Reading order of this series:
Seven Minutes
Seven Moments
Seven Days
Brian and Justin have never met. Justin has this guy who won’t leave him alone and then suddenly Brian’s there!
NOW WITH TWO SEQUELS!
Alone in a Church, Brian considers his lost chance at fatherhood.
Ethan is condescending towards Justin during his panic attack.
S1 E8 - What might happen if this episode had been filmed in 2016…
***Featured Story for May 2016***
***This story is now completed.*** Post episode 220. Ethan and Justin are in a monogomous relationship. Tragic circumstances cause Justin's downward spiral into a state of depression and Brian is asked to intervene. Will he be willing to swallow his pride in order to help Justin recover?
A hustler's night of adventure in a peculiar apartment building, turns out to be more than he bargained for.
Brian has a secret admirer, or the first encounter, before season 1 of Queer as Folks. Brian is 26 here.
Justin’s fantasy becomes a reality…
Brian and Justin’s passion leaves them dripping in paint.
Justin should have caught on sooner. Like when Brian had forgotten his storyboards at home or blanked out when it came to the name of an object. But he didn't. Even though he should know better, he wonders if catching on more quickly would have made much of a difference in his partner's fate.
"Even when I had nothing I had Bucky."
Takes place right after of Part One of this arch Cause You got Nothing to prove. It is not necessary to read Nothing to Prove but a plus. May help you understand this one a little more.
Once Steve was given the chance, he had finally made it then he heard the words “Your audience contained what was left of the 107th” The world as Steve knew it was about to change, he just hadn't realized how much.
Part Two of The Fates Decide
There's a new king of Babylon and, honey, he's not getting overthrown any time soon!
Brian was always to blame for everything that went wrong with the Liberty gang. After a little introspection on everyone’s part, they found this wasn’t really the case. What will the family’s reaction be when they realize that they’ve all caused their own pain.
As fate would have it, my world has changed forever...
New take on Episode 301. What would have possibly happened if Justin had been the one to punch Michael instead of Brian? Thank you Deb Tanner for the idea!
Sweet dreams are made of these. Some of them want to use you. Some of them want to get used by you. Some of them want to abuse you. Some of them want to be abused. Gapfiller for The Dangers of Sex and Drugs (214)
Justin will remember his 18th birthday for a very long time - Brian made sure of it. Food play and smut, strawberries and whipped cream. No angst, only hotness.
To catch your attention, a little quote: Every time I thought I couldn't take it any longer, he would stop for a second or two to give me time to catch my breath and compose myself. And then he would come back to exploring every inch of my skin with his skilled mouth and tongue, leaving traces of a burning fire on my body, then cooling them down by blowing slightly on my wet skin, then setting me on fire again. It must have lasted an eternity.
Banner by Marny - thank you!
Brian’s thoughts as he accepts his bracelet back from Justin…
It’s the secret they share that makes their relationship work…
Brian is emotional distraught. After finally accepting his role as a father, he has to do what’s right and let him go.
This is a sequel to Life Goes On. Brian and Justin are in a long-term, committed relationship (though not without predictable hiccups). Life is good, but then . . .
Nine months after Justin returns to Pittsburgh, sixteen-year-old Gus comes for a summer visit. What effect will he have on Justin and Brian's new relationship? Multichapter sequel to One Heartbeat Away.
Banner credit goes to Marny. Thanks so much!
It's summer 1957 in Hazlehurst, MS. Teenage Brian & Justin can't stand each other. When forced to work together they'll discover more about life & themselves. A coming of age tale of youthful innocence, finding friendship, exploring sexuality & first loves.
banner by such_steph
Justin returns to Pitssburgh, and goes house hunting with Brian. Brian is prompted to leverage Jennifer to insure the perfect home.
Banner (and beta) by the ever wonderful
Justin seeks a new agent, making for sleepless nights for both Brian and Justin.
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Justin gets a puppy, Brian is less than enthused
Mary Sue-ism at it’s worst. Inspired by an IM conversation with another QAF fic writer too late at night, and there may be alcohol to blame, too.
banner by such_a_steph
Summary: Brian and Justin have been apart for ten years. What happens when a 17 year old Gus shows up on Justin’s doorstep days before Christmas.
The boys celebrate sunny-side up on the beach…
After surviving years in a long-distance relationship, they finally marry only to be separated again. Just as they’re finally about to be reunited their relationship is tested once more. But they’re always stronger together, determined to make things work.
Sequel to Three days in the life of Brian Kinney
Brian is an asshole. He’s an orphan who lives to cheat and lie to get money to survive. Justin is a blind teenager with a life everyone wishes for. One day their lives crossed paths. What will happen when Brian has feelings for a blind angel when his dark past hunts him down and puts the love of his life in danger. Warning: this is a dark fic! Rape, abuse, violence, blind, hurt.
I know, not a very creative title, but my brain has officially shut down for the night.
So I tried really hard to get this posted by midnight, not as part of a challenge, but for Jackie Mag's birthday! That's right, love, this story is dedicated to you! Sorry I didn't get more done, and it's posting late, but I wanted to have a few decent chapters, and some steaminess just for you.
This story was actually inspired by a plot bunny posted by Deb Tanner. I'm usually not much of one for plot bunnies and turning them into stories, but there was one that just seemed to catch my attention. It's me, so I couldn't do a quick, simple story, and this story will fit into QAF canon.
The plot idea as proposed: It seems that 12 yr. old Jenny Rebecca, Michael's little Honeybun, has her first crush… Justin is very flattered.
This story is a WIP, but it will be finished by the end of the week, promise.
Juice jumps to the wrong conclusion and underestimates his importance to Chibs.
My first ever Sons fanfic, so please be gentle with me! Also, I know that it annoys a lot of people if you 'write' Chibbie's accent, but it is the only way for me to get it down the way it sounds in my head, so ... PISS OFF! *gives finger*
(sorry, sorry, just kidding ... but no, really I'm not.) ;D
minor spoilers for seasons 1-3
Justin comes home... but to which house? That is the question...
John's stag party ends a bit different than he would have imagined, and he's not sure if it's the worst possible way or the best possible way. Spoilers for Series 3. Could be considered gap-filler or AU. Song-fic.
Repost due to the server's being infected. Glad to see they are back up and running!
Brian is a new teacher at St. James while Justin is attending the school
Written for the 2013 Great Outdoors Summer Fan Fiction Challenge.
Brian and Justin bring their relationship out into the open...
Brian helps out at the diner... and the consequences.
Content: AU, fluffy-ish, a tad OC, a smidge of angst, BDSM references, and schmutt alert.
Special Notes: Many thanks to my beta, 
randy4me, for her keen eye, insightfulness, and admirable patience.
Enclosed in chapter 3: Video found in which Gale is playing a bad waiter. It was posted on 7/16/13!!!!! (Thanks to Predec2 for finding this!!!!)
THIS STORY IS COMPLETE
We all remember the scene episode 201, when Jennifer demanded Brian to go away from Justin, and the one in 202, when the blond went to Brian’s place and Brian slammed the door in his face. Well what if Justin's reaction would have been different? What if instead of getting mad, forcing his mother to ask Brian to take him back, he’d had fallen into a deep depression? Everything would have been different.
This is an AU from that scene episode 202. Justin's life followed a very different path that kept him away from Liberty Avenue. Now, 17 years later, Justin is back in Pittsburg Would it be any chance for he and Brian to regain what they once had? Would they want to? Anyway, this time, they will have unexpected allies.
Written for the Spring is in the Air challenge
Post 513. Spring Love story for the "Spring is in the Air" Challenge. Brian and Justin continue their lives after Justin moves to New York. After some time apart, Brian has a surprise for Justin. Love and fun with Gus and an Easter egg hunt! *A few small revisions made on Easter.*
Written for the 'Spring is in the Air' challenge.
A post S5 one-shot. Brian Kinney is not a 'flowers' type of guy. He doesn't give them, ever, and no one has ever had the audacity to give them to him. At least, until that morning in April when he walks into work to find a hideous little flower arrangement on his desk. Naturally, he makes it quite clear that Cynthia is to shoot anyone bearing flowers on sight should they endeavor to accost him again...
Justin just inherited a castle in Scotland along with a few surprises. This is a sequel to The Prophecy which you should read first.
Banner made by me.
Brian and Justin discuss sisters and Justin decides to do something about his.
Justin moves to the south of France to live after his partner dies in an explosion at a gas station. His paintings are a success and he’s quite successful after a year.
Someone that fits the description of Brian pays the price in full of €2000 for his ‘Love Lost’ piece, and Justin thinks nothing of it. Then Justin gets a phone call asking for a painting of a ‘Naked Guy’, which he paints Brian onto. After the ‘Naked Guy’ painting is passed onto its owner, Justin gets kidnapped – But by who?
Beta: Judy ( bigj52 on Livejournal) Thank you so much Judy for taking the time to proof read this for me,you have no idea how much I appreciate that <3 <3
Banner: Ali from Livejournal (britinkinlor) You have an amazing gift darling. I appreciate the work you did <3<3
***Completed***
There shall be showers...
had this idea because my friend loves the stupid Cupid scene with Brendan and Joel. This is an early Valentine's Day fic. What if God made Cupid help out Brendan. warning of lots of bad language and sex. Tragedy and romance
Brian reflects on turning 30. Life after 30's - A Birthday Project For Pam81. This short fic was written by myself for our very wonderful Pam 
pam81 who's Birthday is today. I hope you have a great day sweet heart and eat as much chocolate as you can!!! Fixed by my beautiful beta Cathy britinmanor
Time line: Season one (Story written on 24 April 2011)
Happy Holidays! I was going to wait until I wrote the whole story to put it up but decided not to wait. Also, I decided to post this because it's Christmas but also because my birthday is this Friday so I wanted to celebrate.
Summary of story is inside. Enjoy! :)
Vegas can be a dangerous place to wake up in especially when you have no memory of the night before and a brand new wedding ring on your finger. Harry Potter/CSI: Las Vegas
Justin Taylor is a 19 year old hustler who was brought into a new world when he was 17 by a man he thought he trusted, but a betrayal sent him reeling and he was forced to survive on his own. Brian Kinney is a 28 year old man with everything he could possibly want and more. A thriving business, friends he calls family and the legendary status as The Stud Of Liberty Avenue but it’s all starting to be monotonous. What happens when just wanting some company turns into something more?
A/N: Hi guys, for those of you following my story, i'd just like to point out that I changed the POV from 3rd person to 1st person. I'm sorry if 1st person POV's aren't your thing, it's just that it's easier for me to write and really get into the characters heads when i'm using 1st person. So, everything after chapter 2 will be in 1st person POV. I hope this doesn't discourage you from reading my fic.
and, don't worry, I won't be editing the first two chapters as that would ruin the flow of it and I don't really want to ruin that.
thanks for reading!
Just a little something I came up with while watching episode 1 season 1. Just a typical Sunday morning at the Taylor-Kinney residence and the musings of a very much in love Justin.
Regrets and mistakes, they're memories made.
A/N: I can't put too much warnings up for fear of giving up crucial things, but i'll try to warn you as much as I can. haha.
You step up to the window, and you watch him sleep like you do every night.
Has Brian sacrificed too much for their happiness?
Ted and Blake have an addictive relationship. What happens when Brian and Justin get involved?
Brian needs to go back to the beginning if he wants to have a future with Justin.
Author's Note: Canon up to Justin's refusal of Brian's first marriage proposal in 511, then all bets are off. Some angst but no real warnings.
This is a little fic based on the wonderful movie "From beginning to end" (“Do começo ao fim”). It's about Francisco, his little half brother Thomás, and their love for each other. If you haven't seen it, you REALLY should. You will love the lighting and music, and you will be just obsessed with the two actors (oh my...). I highly recommend this movie, the only thing you'll regret after seeing it, is that it is just 90 minutes and has no sequel.
Some people say that From Beginning to End is about gays or incest. But I disagree. That’s not what it’s about. For me, it is about pure love that shows no boundaries.
Story summary: Their first year together
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bUIjxH6DFoo
AU With a little help any lost soul can be found, but the person must first be willing to try. Will Justin be able to put his trust in Brian?
** From out of the mouths of babes... comes wisdom. **
Banner created by the awesome pam81 on Live Journal.
Based on the TV series, Sister Sister. Brian and Justin don't know each other. Yet.
Thanks Marny for the banner
AU past the pilot. Brian and Justin go their separate ways after their first night together, both thinking that that was it for them. Fate, however, has other plans and keeps throwing the boys together around the same time once a year. Will they listen to Fate and to their hearts, or will they go their separate ways in the end?
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A gapfiller for episode 511. Justin's reflections on the first night in Britin.
Ad man Brian Kinney meets talented young artist Justin Taylor at the gallery where the younger man lives...and works. Sparks fly leaving both men shocked and uncertain about their newfound working relationship. How will they ever be able to get any work done?
Brothers & Sisters fanfiction:
Kevin can't seem to say the words, so he finds an alternative. Kevin/Scotty.
This story is unbeta'd so all mistakes are my own. Written for love_bingo on LiveJournal.
