Reviewer: Lori (Signed) · Date: January 19, 2022 08:07 PM · On: Chickens Don't Lay Eggnog
So cute lol
Reviewer: gotb30 (Signed) · Date: November 13, 2021 10:34 PM · On: S'Quarrels
It's that time of year again, and this story / series is as funny as ever! LOL
Reviewer: LostCol (Signed) · Date: November 04, 2019 02:35 AM · On: Kiss My Kilt
HAHAHAHA I LOVE Justin's "degrees of inebriation".
Author's Response: I'm glad you enjoyed it :-) I don't often laugh out loud when I'm writing, but I did in this case... I'm happy it amused you! Thanks again for reading and for your wonderful review!
Reviewer: coleamber (Signed) · Date: April 14, 2019 08:24 PM · On: Chickens Don't Lay Eggnog
LOL
Author's Response: Glad it gave you a giggle :-)
Reviewer: YumYumPM (Signed) · Date: August 11, 2018 02:49 AM · On: Chickens Don't Lay Eggnog
What an inventive game.
Author's Response: I'm so glad you found this amusing :-) Thanks so much for reading and for your lovely review!
Reviewer: cullengirl08 (Signed) · Date: July 15, 2018 07:40 PM · On: Survival of the Horniest
This was hysterical!!! I loved it!!
Author's Response: I'm thrilled that you enjoyed this. I had a lot of fun writing this fic :-) Thanks so much for reading and again, for all your wonderful reviews!
Reviewer: chenlina (Anonymous) · Date: May 19, 2017 06:41 AM · On: Chickens Don't Lay Eggnog
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Reviewer: SunshineSally (Signed) · Date: November 11, 2015 10:10 AM · On: Of Leprechauns and Gay Men: A Love Story
I love me some drunk, Justin <3
Author's Response: I have a soft spot for tipsy!Justin ;-) Thanks so much for reading and for your comment!
Reviewer: SunshineSally (Signed) · Date: November 06, 2015 02:55 AM · On: Survival of the Horniest
ADORABLE and soooo Justin lmao
Author's Response: There is a soft spot in my heart for Geeky!Justin ;-) I'm glad this gave you a laugh. Thanks so much for reading, and for your lovely comment :-)
Reviewer: chandrika (Anonymous) · Date: August 11, 2015 03:58 PM · On: Kiss My Kilt
it was fun to read
still giggling
thank you for this story
Author's Response: I'm thrilled that you enjoyed it! Thanks so much for reading and for your review - it means a lot :-)
Reviewer: Brynneth (Anonymous) · Date: March 13, 2015 01:05 PM · On: Of Leprechauns and Gay Men: A Love Story
Loved this! I hope to see more tipsy B/J!
Author's Response: I'm so glad you enjoyed this ;-) Thanks so much for reading and for your lovely review. I'll try and stir up some more tipsy!B/J - LOL *g*
Reviewer: rhonda (Anonymous) · Date: December 14, 2014 11:19 PM · On: S'Quarrels
i loved this story , please do more like it , we so seldom get a humourous brian/justin story like this . love it love it love it , and this is coming from a book reviewer !!!
Author's Response: Thanks Rhonda! (And my apologies for the delay in replying). I'm thrilled that you enjoyed this story, and that it gave you a laugh :-D There is a specail place in my heart for geeky, tipsy Justin *g* Thanks so much for reading and for your review!
Reviewer: Dido_MagnaCarta (Signed) · Date: November 10, 2014 01:22 PM · On: Of Leprechauns and Gay Men: A Love Story
"Brian was feeling uncharacteristically sentimental, but that didn't preclude logic."
That's definitely the best line- again, keeping him solely in character. Very well done again. Really enjoying your work here. I love Justin's random spouts of academic brilliance and Brian defying his own drunkeness to look after him. So loving and typical of their relationship at this point. Very good.
Author's Response: Thanks again for your thoughtful feedback ;-) I'm thrilled that you enjoyed this story, and that you thought Brian and Justin were character. My comic muse has a bit of a fetish for Brian and Justin when they're drunk - they can be pretty amusing *g* Thanks again for reading and for your lovely review!
Reviewer: QaFfangirl (Signed) · Date: June 11, 2014 09:28 PM · On: S'Quarrels
This was freaking hysterical. I loved it.
Author's Response: I thrilled that you enjoyed this, and that it gave you a laugh :-D Thanks so much for reading, and for your wonderful review!
Reviewer: Saskya (Signed) · Date: March 03, 2014 03:55 PM · On: Chickens Don't Lay Eggnog
nice story :D
Author's Response: I'm thrilled that you enjoyed it! Thanks so much for reading :-)
Reviewer: Saskya (Signed) · Date: March 03, 2014 03:50 PM · On: Of Leprechauns and Gay Men: A Love Story
nice :D
Author's Response: Glad you liked it! Thanks so much for reading and reviewing :-D
Reviewer: M_elle_22 (Signed) · Date: January 09, 2014 12:15 PM · On: Chickens Don't Lay Eggnog
this brings me joy every single time I read it. :)
Author's Response: LOL ;-D I'm thrilled that it still amuses you *g* Thanks so much for reading!
Reviewer: Weave the Magic (Signed) · Date: December 16, 2012 10:25 PM · On: Chickens Don't Lay Eggnog
This made me laugh sooo much. This is hilarious!!! Thanks for sharing. :)
Author's Response: LOL! I'm so glad it gave you a giggle :-D Thanks so much for reading and for your wonderful review. It means a lot and I appreciate it very much.
Reviewer: no sleep (Signed) · Date: October 05, 2012 09:40 AM · On: Of Leprechauns and Gay Men: A Love Story
...three-hundred-and-seventy-four miles past shitfaced and still going.
You are one of the gifted that can go from angsty to fall out hilariously funny. You would never believe you could write something like this after reading your other more dramatic stories. I laughed picturing Brian trying to pull Justin off that beam.
Utterly enjoyable and adorable!
Author's Response: Thanks S *hugs* I'm really glad you enjoyed this story! It was just a little bit of fluff that came out of a conversation I had regarding Brian's Irish heritage.
LOL! I have to admit that I love my angst, but I also really enjoy having this outlet for my 'academic fall-out' ;-) I'm sure they must each use different sides of my brain because they 'feel' different when I write them. It's kinda cool.
Thanks so much for reading and for your wonderful review. It means a lot :-D
Reviewer: yvonnereid (Signed) · Date: September 07, 2012 08:38 PM · On: Of Leprechauns and Gay Men: A Love Story
A great and funny story of my fave men ~ Vonnie xx
Author's Response: Thanks Vonnie! I'm so glad you enjoyed this and that it gave you a laugh :-D Thanks so much for reading and for your wonderful review. It means a lot *hugs*
Reviewer: M_elle_22 (Signed) · Date: September 06, 2012 05:20 PM · On: Define: 'Naughty'
Some of my most favorite parts:
“Yeah- do you like my tights?”
“I love your fucking tights.”
“I wore them just for you, even though they’re a little itchy.”
“Where? Here?”
“Uhhh!…God, yeah. Reeeeally itchy right there…Mmm…”
and (over the last year or so I'd break out into spontanious giggles as this thought popped into my head... i've since upped my medication, but think fondly back on those days):
The result was plastic reindeer carnage. Seeing it made me wonder if Santa carried a shotgun around with him...It would certainly explain what happened to ‘Olive, the other reindeer
HA HA HA HAH:
“I care about your fleshy tissue,” Justin reminded me, his fingers playing along the inside seam of my jeans. “Particularly the kind shaped like a Russian trouser pickle that passes longitudinally into my-”
No matter how many times I read this, I laugh out loud until there are tears in my eyes:
“Poetry!’ Emmett sang giddily, clapping his hands. “I love Christmas poems! Especially the ‘The Night Before Christmas’- that’s how I remember all the reindeers’ names. Let’s see… Dasher and Smasher, Vomit and Cupid, Dancer the Prancer, and Betty and Marylyn.”
and the whole part you edited out. :(
Im part Ukranian and didn't find it offensive at all. I sorely wish you'd put it back in, or at least under a cut.
Author's Response: I'm so glad this story still makes you laugh. I probably had more fun with this story than I did with any of the board game fics - I rememebr giggling madly when I was writing the part about the reindeer tower collasping and Ted trying to put out the rumball fire with brandy. Good times ;-) And I'm SO glad you like the tights quote - that is hands-down my favorite line in here as well *g*
The original version of the story is still posted (and unlocked) on my LiveJournal: http://sapphire-3.livejournal.com/18720.html#cutid1.
I modified it because I really did upset this one reader, who I think knew of someone who had been in or been affected by the Cherynoyl Crisis. I think everyone else realized that I wasn't making fun of the event in the slightest and that it was all meant to be a bit of fun but... well, one has to be culturally sensitive. But yeah - the original version is still on the web. It's just not here because I'm not sure if the person who left that particular comment is still around the site.
Thanks so much for reading, once again, and for your wonderful comment!
Reviewer: M_elle_22 (Signed) · Date: September 06, 2012 04:45 PM · On: Chickens Don't Lay Eggnog
after the death fic I had to read something that makes me smile... this fic had me grinning like a fool like it always does.
At this late stage of inebriation, I could almost forget that I was wearing the furry reindeer head ornamentation. That was, until I tried turning around and floppy fucking ears whapped me across the face.
GIGGLE!
I thought of trying to make some witty quip that combined the words ‘humbug’ and ‘fucking’, but all I could come up with ‘humbuggering’ which didn’t quite sound right…
SNORT!
#4. Something you receive from a guest’.
Uhhh…After pondering the point for a few moments, I wrote down ‘DAMAGE DEPOSIT’. You can never trust some people. May be I’d get an extra score for using two ‘D’s’ in a row.
OMG!
When my turn to share came around, I’d gotten as far as ‘eggnog maker’ (which for the record, got shot down despite my fervent arguments), before Justin started giggling like a giddy school girl beside me.
“What’s so fucking funny, elf boy?” I asked him, giving him a playful poke in the ribs. Justin gave another snort of laughter that sounded like a motorcycle starting up and shook his head, making a valiant effort at self-control.
“I’m just,” he gasped, looking up and wiping the tears of mirth from his face, “just admiring your astonishingly creative literary skills.”
I DONT NORMALLY FIND DRUNKS THIS SEXY... BUT THIS BRIAN GUY.
‘TH-PIDERS’ AND ‘TH-LIPPERS’
GRINS!
It was an ‘F’. Perfect.
YES. EVERYTHING BRIAN WROTE IN THIS ROUND WAS PERFECT(LY FUNNY)!
“Justin, How ‘bout you Haul your Horny Husband’s Hiney Home so you can Have Hot Happy Holiday Hokey…and leave us to finish the fucking game?”
A CHRISTMAS MIRACLE! I NEVER WOULD HAVE EXPECTED MIKEY TO BE SO GOOD WITH THE ALLITERATION!
EXCELLENT STORY!
Author's Response: LOL! I'm really glad this made you laugh :-) Scattagories is my favorite board game, and it's always best played with slightly tipsy academics. You wouldn't believe how creatively idiotic seemly highly intelligent people can get over it. I just couldn't resist trowing Brian and Justin into this, especially with Brian being the one who was slightly more intoxicated this time. He and Justin make quite a team!
Thanks so much for reading, and for your wonderful review ;-) It made me grin!
Reviewer: M_elle_22 (Signed) · Date: September 06, 2012 03:55 PM · On: Of Leprechauns and Gay Men: A Love Story
Oh my gosh. I just love how you write Justin, and Brian's reactions to him are perfect. This should be canon:
Brian had watched Justin’s progression through his stages of inebriation carefully that night, and was comforted to see that it was one thing New York hadn’t bred out of him. He’d still advanced through his ‘cheerfully merry’ stage to his ‘distressingly philosophical and deeply thoughtful’ stage, which had predictably been followed by the ‘high school girl giggly’ and ‘Animal Planet re-enactment’ stages.
AND THIS IS ALMOST TOO GOOD TO BE TRUE!
This story is part of my new "Tipsy!B/J" series (B/J + Adult Beverages = ...)
Author's Response: I'm so thrilled that you enjoyed this story, and that it gave you a giggle :-D There is a very special place in my heart for tispy!Justin as he progresses through his advanced stages of inebriation, with Brian struggling to keep up. I always imagined Justin as being someone who had little 'quirks' once they'd consumed enough adult beverages *g* I'm so glad you liked it! Thank you so much for reading and for your lovely comment. It means a lot and I appreciate it so much :-)
Reviewer: Megan Rose (Signed) · Date: September 06, 2012 10:58 AM · On: Of Leprechauns and Gay Men: A Love Story
Your stories never fail to make me laugh, especially when there's alcohol involved (in the story, not me!) Justin is very profound when drunk. And Brian is obviously in love to just listen, especially when he's in danger of being puked on! Loved it!
Author's Response: Thanks Megan Rose :-) I'm so glad you enjoyed this story and that it gave you a laugh! There is a very special place in my heart for tipsy!Justin in his Animal Planet splendor and the ever-patient Brian *g* Thanks so much for reading and for your lovely comment. It means a lot :-)
Reviewer: balrogtweety (Signed) · Date: September 06, 2012 03:18 AM · On: Of Leprechauns and Gay Men: A Love Story
This was great. I think Brian's luck started when he saw Justin under that street lamp. Only he didn't know it yet.
Author's Response: I think you're right *g* That was a lucky night for both of them ;-) I'm thrilled that you enjoyed this story. Thanks so much for reading and for your wonderful review. It means a lot and I appreciate it so much :-)
Reviewer: Snow (Anonymous) · Date: September 06, 2012 03:10 AM · On: Of Leprechauns and Gay Men: A Love Story
hehehehe :)
Author's Response: Glad it gave you a giggle ;-D
Reviewer: JAZZEPOET (Signed) · Date: September 05, 2012 09:33 PM · On: Of Leprechauns and Gay Men: A Love Story
I'll be on watch for the progression of this series......great job! ;) JP
Author's Response: I'm thrilled that you enjoyed this story, and that it gave you a laugh ;-) There is a very specail place in my heart for tipsy!Justin *g* Thanks so much for reading and for your wonderful review! It means a lot.
Reviewer: JAZZEPOET (Signed) · Date: September 05, 2012 09:32 PM · On: Of Leprechauns and Gay Men: A Love Story
I'll be on watch for the progression of this series......great job! ;) JP
Reviewer: Predec2 (Signed) · Date: September 05, 2012 06:12 PM · On: Of Leprechauns and Gay Men: A Love Story
So glad to see this posted on here! I love the way that you portray Justin when he's overdone himself and goes into full-fledged, National Geographic Trivial Pursuit Mode. Soooo funny! The 'opposable' toes part and the glitter was a hoot! Thank you for writing this - I think everyone of them have been adorable! I wouldn't mind if you would write one of these for each holiday (Halloween's coming up - hint, hint). Thanks so much for sharing these.:) *Hugs* ~Kim
Author's Response: Thanks Kim *hugs* I'm so thrilled that you liked this story ;-) The concept of Tipsy!Justin and his tendencies towards zoological geekery provide much fodder for my muse... partially because there is so much weird stuff out in nature that they don't tell you about in biology class *grin* Halloween, hmm... Now that's an interesting idea. There could be a rabid plot bunny there. Something to add to my collection of tipsy!holiday fics ;-) Thanks for the idea!
Thanks again for reading and for your wonderful review. As always, it means a lot and I appreciate it so much :-D
Reviewer: JTSecrets (Signed) · Date: September 05, 2012 11:23 AM · On: Of Leprechauns and Gay Men: A Love Story
:)
Author's Response: :-D
Reviewer: BigPaw (Signed) · Date: September 05, 2012 11:21 AM · On: Of Leprechauns and Gay Men: A Love Story
What a cute way of looking at way too much drinking. I like the glitter the most.
Lori
Author's Response: Thanks Lori ;-) As Emmett insinuated in this story, everything is better with glitter! I'm thrilled that you liked this story. Thanks so much for reading and for your lovely review :-)
Reviewer: soul1essharpy (Signed) · Date: September 05, 2012 10:44 AM · On: Of Leprechauns and Gay Men: A Love Story
*giddy Em claps* Yay, new Sapphire Britin-y goodness! I love it, so fun!
*Hugs you to bits*
Author's Response: LOL! 'Britin-y goodness' *grins* That's cute :-) I'm so glad you enjoyed this story! Thanks so much for reading, and for your wonderful review. It means a lot and I apprecaite it very much *hugs back*
Reviewer: orhida43 (Signed) · Date: July 06, 2012 08:27 PM · On: Survival of the Horniest
thank you!
Author's Response: You're very welcome :-) And thank you so much for reading!
Reviewer: kimi (Anonymous) · Date: July 02, 2012 01:31 AM · On: Chickens Don't Lay Eggnog
OMG OMG!!!!! I think i actually split some part of my dress while laughing!!!
I'd quoute my fav line but then it would be the whole damn fic so I didn't do that :))
Thank you for creating something so funny but at the same time tender and loving and the BJ love shining thru...
Author's Response: LOL :-) Thanks Kimi! I'm so glad this gave you a laugh :-D (And sorry about the split dress *g*) There has always been a very special place in my heart for drunken board games where Brian and Justin are concerned. Somehow, it brings out the best and the worst in both of them... Thank you so much for reading and for your wonderful comment. I appreciate it so much :-)
Reviewer: charlotte taylor (Signed) · Date: May 07, 2012 05:04 AM · On: Define: 'Naughty'
Love how funny your stories are.A great read always.
Author's Response: I'm so glad you find them amusing :-D Thank you for your wonderful comments, and for coming to read. It is always most apprecaited :-)
Reviewer: LibertySun (Signed) · Date: January 12, 2012 05:26 AM · On: S'Quarrels
LOL these little games of yours never cease to make me smile. This game sounds just nuts...*crickets chirp at my lame pun*. Every game is just more fun when you add liquor, and Brian Kinney. Thanks for sharing this. *hugs*
Author's Response: LOL! The game really is 'nuts'... at least this version way. In fact, it involved three kinds of nuts: the kind you can eat, the crazy person kind, and the certain part of male anatomy kind ;-) I'm really glad you enjoyed it! There's nothing like Brian Kinney with an adult beverage to stir things up a little ;-) Thanks again for reading and for your wonderful review *hugs back*
Reviewer: Cheburashka2 (Signed) · Date: December 26, 2011 03:02 PM · On: Kiss My Kilt
I can't even begin to explain how much I loved this story! Absolutely brilliant writing. It was perfection in every way, from characterization, to the plot, to the humor. It made me laugh out loud from beginning to end.
This is going in my favorites file, so that I can read it again and again and again.
Amazing work!
Cheers,
Vin
Author's Response: Thanks Vin! I'm so thrilled that you enjoyed this, and that it gave you a laugh :-) It's always fun to play with tipsy!Justin, and who wouldn't want to see this man in a kilt? I'm glad you thought the characterization was right, too. Thanks again for reading, and for your very wonderful comment. It means a lot and I appreciate it so much. Happy New Year!!
Reviewer: Hotesse (Signed) · Date: December 24, 2011 06:10 AM · On: S'Quarrels
Merry Christmas to you too!
Author's Response: Thanks E ;-) Merry Christmas to you, too *hugs*
Reviewer: nosleep (Anonymous) · Date: December 22, 2011 05:44 AM · On: S'Quarrels
“I think,” he whispered huskily, “that we’ll be doing the Christmas Eve board game again next year – even if it does involve squirrels. Wouldn’t you agree?”
I shouldn't even be here but I could resist. Justin seducing Brian is always a good read and this was no exception. I loved it!
Author's Response: I'm really glad you enjoyed this story! Justin certainly does know how to get his way when he wants it ;-) He's got Brian wrapped around his baby finger... Thanks so much for reading, and for your wonderful review. It means a lot *hugs*
Reviewer: wordshipper (Signed) · Date: December 21, 2011 09:31 AM · On: S'Quarrels
What a romp! I loved every word!
Author's Response: I'm so glad it gave you a laugh :-D Thank you so much for reading and for your wonderful review. Happy Holidays!
Reviewer: Nightvision55 (Signed) · Date: December 21, 2011 04:24 AM · On: S'Quarrels
Ah, it wouldn't be Christmas without your Board Games! Love all of them.
Nightvision
Author's Response: I'm so glad you enjoy them ;-) I always assosite board games with Christmas because it's a family tradition. It's always good for a few plot bunnies... Thanks so much for reading, and for your wonderful comment. Happy Holidays! *hugs*
Reviewer: TrinTiff (Signed) · Date: December 20, 2011 01:41 PM · On: S'Quarrels
I adore this story! I've read it at least a dozen times and it gets funnier every time!! :-D
Hugs, Cindy
Author's Response: Thanks Cindy *hugs* I'm glad it's still funny after a few times around! I never get tired of Brian and his squirrel phobia ;-) Thanks so much for reading, as always. Happy holidays!!
Reviewer: Megan Rose (Signed) · Date: December 20, 2011 01:12 PM · On: S'Quarrels
I am laughing so hard right now! The idea of Brian terrified of squirrels (I'm not that fond of them either, little garden-eating bastards!), board games run amuck, and reindeer carnage sounds like an awesome evening! I'm thinking I should bring this game to my family's Christmas. It may be the only way to get through it!
Author's Response: LOL! I'm so glad this story gave you a laugh ;-) I find board games are always improved with a few adult beverages *g* I'm not a fan of squirrels, either (especially the big black ones *shudder*) - I think they maybe trying to take over the world, one garbage can at a time. I'm glad Brian seems to share my point of view ;-) Oh, it was a fun evening for them...and a fun morning to follow... Thanks so much for reading and for your wonderful review. Happy Holidays!!
Reviewer: debv3 (Signed) · Date: December 20, 2011 09:15 AM · On: S'Quarrels
I love this story!!! Love the fact that Brian is being stalked by grey squirrels and the image of Justin as a rapid squirrel with mange is great. Do you post this every year, I feel like I've read it before. Great story! Merry Christmas. Stay away from the egg nog ;-)
Author's Response: I'm so glad you enjoyed this story :-) I always get a kick out of Brian's squirrel phobia (and I'm sure Justin does as well...) I wrote this last year and posted on LJ, but it's never been on Midnight Whispers before. I just realized today that I'd never posted it here *face palm* Well, I'm glad you enjoyed it the second time around ;-) Thanks so much for reading, as always, and for your wonderful review. Happy Holidays!!
Reviewer: Cheburashka2 (Signed) · Date: December 20, 2011 07:41 AM · On: Chickens Don't Lay Eggnog
I adore this story - it was an absolute riot from beginning to end.
I wish you could write "Games Gone Wild" for every holiday in the calendar year, including Orthodox Christmas on January 7th (which is when I celebrate it, incidentally). How about it? :)
Cheers,
Vin
Author's Response: Thanks Vin! I'm really glad you liked this story - it was the one that started off the Borad Game series ;-) If I had more time and played enough board games, I would tiotally write one for every holiday of the year. Unfirmatuanly, I tne to only manage to write one at Christmas. This was actaully last year's (which didn't make it onto this site as an oversight *faceplam*), but I'll probably write another one this year. Maybe in time for Orthodox Christmas... Thanks so much for reading and for your review. Happy Holidays once again!
Reviewer: Cheburashka2 (Signed) · Date: December 20, 2011 07:23 AM · On: S'Quarrels
I f-ing LOVE Board Games Gone Wild! This was a lovely Christmas present, so thank you very much!
Loved this little ficlet!
Cheers,
Vin
Author's Response: Thanks Vin! I'm so glad you enjoyed this, and that the Board Game series amuses you. I tend to spend a good deal of my holiday thinking up a new board game to use ;-) Thanks so much for reading and for your wonderful review. I really apprecaite it. Happy Holidays!!
Reviewer: bksbracelet (Signed) · Date: December 20, 2011 07:23 AM · On: S'Quarrels
lol the dangers of eggnog not squirrels I think is the problem here Brian
Author's Response: LOL!! I think you may have a point there ;-) Thank you so much for reading, and your wonderful review, as always *hugs* Happy Holidays!
Reviewer: Predec2 (Signed) · Date: December 20, 2011 05:19 AM · On: S'Quarrels
Very cute and witty as always! I think I recall reading this on another site before, but it's still darling.:) Thank you for sharing it with us - and the banner's great!:)
Author's Response: Thanks :-) You might have seen this one before, it's true. I actaully wrote it last Christmas, but totally forgot to post it here at the time. I'm glad you enjoyed it a second time around :-) Thanks so much for reading and for your wonderful review! Happy Holidays!
Reviewer: RiCa20 (Signed) · Date: November 27, 2011 03:32 PM · On: Survival of the Horniest
Hilarious, loved it.. :)
Author's Response: I'm so glad it gave you a laugh! Thanks so much for reading and for your review. It means a lot :-)
Reviewer: soul1essharpy (Signed) · Date: October 18, 2011 08:26 AM · On: Define: 'Naughty'
Fuckin' A! I laughed so hard at the 'definitions'... especially that last set! Awesome story, I loved it!
(I am also dying to know what was in it before that offended someone...I bet I'd have laughed my considerable ass off at whatever it was!)
Author's Response: LOL! I'm really glad you enjoyed it ;-) I had some fun with the definitions... I'm thrilled that it gave you a laugh! I edited it because I had tried to imply that Rudolph was a mutant reindeer from Siberia. I suggested he had a glowing red nose after he'd taken a detour through Chernobyl on his annual spring migration. I was maybe a little blasé about the nuclear disaster and someone took offense. So I removed the bit out of respect for cultural sensitivity.
Reviewer: Jackie Mag (Signed) · Date: October 17, 2011 12:16 AM · On: Pictionary
Funny story. I think you've captured the characters nicely. It's fun to imagine them doing 'normal' things like playing board games. Good job.
Author's Response: Thanks! I'm so glad you enjoyed this story, and that it gave you a laugh ;-) There are so mnay board games out there, the possibilities for scenarios are endless... I like to imagine that Brian and Justin would get dragged into a game or two at Debbie's request. Thanks so much for reading and for your wonderful review. I appreciate it so much :-)
Reviewer: Netteh (Signed) · Date: October 11, 2011 12:48 AM · On: Define: 'Naughty'
Hehe Brian is so impatient. I love it
Author's Response: I'm glad it gave you a laugh ;-) I figure Brian's horniness increases exponentially with the number of drinks he's consumed... not that this is really such a bad thing for Justin ;-) Thanks so much for reading, and for your review. I appreciate it very much!
Reviewer: Netteh (Signed) · Date: October 11, 2011 12:37 AM · On: Pictionary
Hehe I love Justin like this..
Author's Response: Glad that you enjoyed it ;-) Justin is definitely letting his geeky edge show through on this one, only not quite in the way that Brian is used to... Thanks for reading - I'm thrilled that it gave you a laugh ;-)
Reviewer: Netteh (Signed) · Date: October 11, 2011 12:28 AM · On: Chickens Don't Lay Eggnog
Very nice story.. Justin all giggelin*.. And love the H sentence Michael says
Author's Response: I'm glad you enjoyed it! There's a special place in my heart for 'the gang' and the aftereffects of adult beverages ;-) Thanks so much for reading, and for your wonderful review. It means a lot :-)
Reviewer: Infatuated_BJreader (Signed) · Date: September 24, 2011 11:57 AM · On: Survival of the Horniest
Hilarious! And frkin damn creative!! Loved it..
Author's Response: LOL! I'm glad this gave you a giggle :-D If the prof who inspired this every knew what came out of his lecture on natural selection, I think he might wring his hands and wonder how on earth the message could be so wildly construed... But it works :-D Thanks so much for reading, and for your review. It means a lot and I appreciate it so much :-)
Reviewer: Infatuated_BJreader (Signed) · Date: September 24, 2011 11:24 AM · On: Kiss My Kilt
That story was really fun to read to..:) And it was very creative especially the justin's drunk levels..
Author's Response: I'm glad that it gave you a giggle! I always have a lot of fun with tipsy animal-planet!Justin, and with Brian bearing it all to get what he wants out of it in the end. I had a lot of fun with this one, and I'm thrilled that you enjoyed it :-) Thanks again for reading, and for all your amazing comments. They mean a lot and I appreciate them so much.
Reviewer: Infatuated_BJreader (Signed) · Date: September 09, 2011 07:53 PM · On: Pictionary
Awesomee..the dialogues are ingenious..!
Author's Response: LOL! I'm so glad you enjoyed it :-D Thanks so much for reading and for your wonderful review!
Reviewer: Infatuated_BJreader (Signed) · Date: September 09, 2011 07:40 PM · On: Define: 'Naughty'
Hilarious! I loved it.. :)
Author's Response: I'm thilled that it gave you a laugh :-D Thanks for reading, and for your review! I appreciate it so much.
Reviewer: LibertySun (Signed) · Date: July 09, 2011 02:04 AM · On: Kiss My Kilt
I appreciate your wickedly smart humor and wonderful writing. Brian knowing Justin 'phases' of drunkeness was adorable. I love that they know each other so well. Such a fun read. Thank you for the laughter! :)
Author's Response: I'm so glad you enjoyed it :-D (My apologies for the delay in replying to this - I was away for the weekend and out of Internet range). There is a special place in my heart for tipsy!Justin - I always picture him as an hilarious drunk. Smart people tend to be, at least in my experience ;-) Thanks so much for reading and for your wonderful comment. I appreciate it so much :-)
Reviewer: inabluefunk (Anonymous) · Date: June 30, 2011 05:40 AM · On: Kiss My Kilt
This story was fucking hillarious! I loved it!
I laughed my booty off LOL
Thank you so much for posting this, I really really needed a good laugh!
Marla
Author's Response: Thanks Maria! I'm so glad you found this story entertaining, and that it gave you a giggle ;-) Thanks so much for reading and for your wonderful review. It means a lot :-)
Reviewer: Jennifer (Anonymous) · Date: June 29, 2011 08:15 AM · On: Kiss My Kilt
LMAO - What a great read!!! Loved it!!! :))) Going to read again :)
Author's Response: Thanks Jennifer! I'm so glad this gave you a laugh :-D Thanks so much for reading, and for your wonderful review. It means a lot :-)
Reviewer: JTSecrets (Signed) · Date: June 26, 2011 08:29 AM · On: Kiss My Kilt
Damn girl you can write!!!!
I don't know where to start to properly say how very funny and entertaining this was from beginning to end. Pure genius of imagination and if I didn't know better I'd say you were having a nip or two typing this up, if not a toke.
Since you have no typos I'm only joking. Damn this was good.
I wish we had 10 stars and a gold trophy for such a fine piece of writing.
This is going in the archives of Our Best Fanfiction Classics.
Author's Response: Thank you! I'm very glad you enjoyed it, and that you found it entertaining :-) And of course I'm thrilled with that the story got featured, and that it's been considered for the Best Fanfiction Classics. (And no, there was no booze involved in the writing of this - LOL! My imagination is quite active enough when I'm sober ;-) Again, thank you so much for your wonderful review, and for your kind words. I'm thrilled that you found this story amusing!
Reviewer: boriqua522 (Signed) · Date: June 26, 2011 06:31 AM · On: Kiss My Kilt
that was hilarious. couldn't stop laughing at the 'smurf' argument. i swear i almost fell out of my chair when i read the description of the poor unicorn being devoured by the dinosaur. that was great. thanks for the laugh.
Author's Response: I'm so glad you found this amusing :-D I figured somewhere, in some dimension, dinosaurs and unicorns had to meet. I would be one of those epic 'theoretical' battles that show on the Discovery Channel stages - T. rex vs Unicorn! (I would totally watch that ;-) I'm thrilled that you enjoyed this. Thanks so much for reading and for your wonderful review! I really appreciate it :-)
Reviewer: Megan Rose (Signed) · Date: June 26, 2011 05:50 AM · On: Kiss My Kilt
This was inspired!! The logic behind the cakes is so convoluted, it works! This is just hysterically brilliant. As are all your storys (brilliant, not necessarily hysterical, I mean).
*still giggling*
Author's Response: LOL! Thanks Megan Rose ;-) I'm so glad this story gave you a giggle! I love the logic of tipsy!Justin - it makes sense, just not necessarily the *right* sense. Good think Brian is fluent in horny!Justin ;-) Thanks so much for reading, and for your wonderful review! I really appreciate it :-)
Reviewer: Lorie (Signed) · Date: June 26, 2011 04:09 AM · On: Kiss My Kilt
Hysterical. Great story
Author's Response: I'm so glad it gave you a laugh! Thanks so much for reading, and for your wonderful review :-D
Reviewer: kinneydu (Anonymous) · Date: June 26, 2011 03:24 AM · On: Kiss My Kilt
I love your stories - particularly the humourous ones. I find myself laughing out loud, even on repeated readings. The cakes are fantastic! I wonder if Emmett will actually use them once the whiskey-induced creativity wears off. You must have the most amazing creative mind.
Author's Response: Thanks :-D I think I might insist that my next birthday cake be a proto-Noah's Ark cake. Dinosaurs, unicorns and a delicious sugar high would take a lot of beating ;-) I'm sure Emmett would have used the cakes - I know some theology students and they actually would spend hours discussing the theoretical significance of each ;-) I'm really glad this gave you a laugh! Thanks so much for reading and for your wonderful review :-D
Reviewer: JustBeAQueen (Signed) · Date: June 26, 2011 02:50 AM · On: Kiss My Kilt
The note to Noah from the Unicorns was enough to catch my attention... the summary was definitely hook, line and sinker... and the story was amazingly entertaining! I totally got the cakses based on the description before the explanation. Brilliant... and they would truly provide hours (presently and for years to come) of discussion among true theology majors... working at a university and knowing theology experts I can concure that cakes like that would absolutely be welcomed and enjoyed.
Although I must admit some disappointment... for an NC-18 rated story there wasn't a whole lot of NC-18 action. Not that it's necessary... but certainly makes a B/J story funner and hotter. Then again, now I have a PWP fic running through my mind involving kilts and chocolate... Love the story!
Author's Response: Thanks :-) I'm really glad you enjoyed this story! The inspiration was actually a cake that we made for 'Dar-mas Day' (that is February 12th - Darwin's Birthday'). It was a combination of Noah's Arch, the Voyage of the Beagle, and dinosaurs (there were a fair few paleontologists present). I thought it would be fun to explore other cake ventures... I'm not entirely sure what my muse was doing when the kilt inspiartion came, but it works ;-) I also know some theology students who would really appreciate Emmett's cakes :-)
True, there is no hardcore NC-18 material in this story (although it is explicitly implied, and hence the rating). I'm not a huge shipper of porn-without-plot fics - I think sex has its place, and it's not nessisarily in every B/J fic ever written. I didn't want to throw the first part of the story away for a steamy sex scene that would have detracted from the first half. I write sex if it fits and if it feels right - in this story I felt it would be more effective if it was simply implied and left to the reader's imagination. But that's juts my style. *shrugs*
Thanks again for reading, and for your wonderful review! I'm thrilled that you enjoyed this :-D
Reviewer: JTSecrets (Signed) · Date: June 26, 2011 02:45 AM · On: Kiss My Kilt
5 Stars for a bloody brilliant title! Will read it later.
Author's Response: Glad you approve LOL! Hope you'll enjoy it! Thanks for the stars :-)
Reviewer: Predec2 (Signed) · Date: June 26, 2011 01:57 AM · On: Kiss My Kilt
Oh, this was adorable! Loved the description of Justin's several stages of inebriation, too. Very witty and cute! Thanks for writing this and sharing with us.:)
Author's Response: I'm so glad you enjoyed it! There is a soft spot in my heart for tipsy!Justin. I always imagine him getting little smart-alek-y, while at the same time increasing in desire to get into Brian's pants ;-) Thanks again for reading and for your wonderful review!
Reviewer: The Black Rose (Signed) · Date: April 11, 2011 01:40 AM · On: Chickens Don't Lay Eggnog
Very funny
Author's Response: I'm glad you found it amusing :-) Thanks so much for reading and for your wonderful review!
Reviewer: shimayo (Anonymous) · Date: April 05, 2011 02:28 PM · On: Chickens Don't Lay Eggnog
I have a smile the size of China' plastered across my face' while reading this, you are amazing!
(The eggnog-maker and e-guana and ORNY made me laugh to no end, the last paragraph tastes like honey. Nice, really!)
Author's Response: Hi there! Thanks so much for your review :-) I'm sorry I didn't reply to it sooner - I only just got the notification for some reason *frowns* Anyway, I'm so glad you enjoyed this story, and that it made you laugh :-D Thanks so much for reading and again for your wonderful review. It really means a lot.
Reviewer: bksbracelet (Anonymous) · Date: December 20, 2010 06:11 PM · On: Define: 'Naughty'
Thank you very funny
Author's Response: I'm so glad you enjoyed it! Thanks so much for reading and for your wonderful review. Happy Holidays `<):-D
Reviewer: balrogtweety (Signed) · Date: December 20, 2010 10:31 AM · On: Define: 'Naughty'
Now that was a great game, to quote Peter Pan. Well done.
Author's Response: I'm so glad you enjoyed it! (And I love the fact that you're quoting Peter Pan ;-) Thanks so much for reading and for your wonderful review! Happy holidays!
Reviewer: Daphne (Anonymous) · Date: December 20, 2010 09:30 AM · On: Define: 'Naughty'
I'm just LOL'ing all over the place. I would love to know who kept putting the definition "sex toy" into play. Probably Emmett! :-)
This is absolute hilarious, my dear!!
Author's Response: I'm so glad it gave you a laugh :-D In my head, I had it down as Hunter who was calling everything a sex toy, but I guess Emmett could have been a likely candidate as well ;-) Thanks so much for reading - I'm so happy you enjoyed it! Thanks also for your wonderful review! Happy holidays :-)
Reviewer: Lou (Anonymous) · Date: December 20, 2010 09:09 AM · On: Define: 'Naughty'
Oh, what a pity. I love the old version more, it was genius!
Anyway, this is funny too.
Thanks for spreading the holiday spirit :D
Author's Response: Thanks Lou ;-) The older version is still posted on my LiveJournal site (I couldn't quite abandon it altogether), but after I got that review on the old version here, I felt I needed to be more sensitive on MW. I really don't want to upset readers - where would I be without you guys? In any case, I'm glad you thought this version was funny too ;-) Thanks so much for reading and for your wonderful review! Happy Holidays :-D
Reviewer: YumYumPM (Signed) · Date: December 20, 2010 07:54 AM · On: Define: 'Naughty'
This "Naughty" game story is nice.
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Author's Response: I'm glad you're enjoying them! Thanks so much for reading and for your wonderful review ;-)
Reviewer: GiggleBean (Signed) · Date: December 20, 2010 06:23 AM · On: Define: 'Naughty'
cute story i like your naughty board games series
Author's Response: I'm glad it keeps you amused! ;-)Thanks so much for reading and for your wonderful review! Happy holidays ;-)
Reviewer: LibertySun (Signed) · Date: October 26, 2010 06:02 AM · On: Survival of the Horniest
Hahahahahahahaha! In case you haven't guessed it, I find this story adorable and HILARIOUS! You are such a creative writer. Thanks for the daily dose of giggles.
Author's Response: LOL! I'm glad it gave you a dose of the giggles ;-) I'm happy that you also find geek!Justin adorable *pets him* I'm thrilled that you enjoyed it. Thanks again for reading and for your wonderful review!
Reviewer: LibertySun (Signed) · Date: October 26, 2010 03:38 AM · On: Chickens Don't Lay Eggnog
This fic should include a 'Will cause uncontrollable giggling, shortness of breath and tears from laughter' warning. I LOVED every bit of this. Not too many stories make me literally laugh out loud. You manged to do exactly that... effortlessly. :)
Author's Response: LOL :-D I'm glad this gave you a laugh! I've had to start introducing 'Spew warning: Reading while consuming liquids may result in splattered computer screens' notices on some of my stories because I was getting complaints ;-D I'm really glad you enjoyed it. Thanks so much for reading and for your wonderful review!
Reviewer: Amelia (Anonymous) · Date: March 07, 2010 05:49 PM · On: Chickens Don't Lay Eggnog
This, like the rest of the boardgames gone wild series series, is absoloutley perfect! You've captured the characters perfectly, without going into angst/mpreg/overly smushy rubbish, and it's a real pleasure to read! Fantastic, and very very funny! I love it!
Author's Response: Thanks Amelia! I'm really glad this story gave you a laugh :-D 'Scatogories' is my favorite board game ever, and so this fic was lots of fun to write. I'm glad you felt it suited the characters as well. Thanks so much for reading - I'm very happy that you enjoyed it. Thanks also for your wonderful review!
Reviewer: Annjeela (Signed) · Date: August 20, 2009 09:40 AM · On: Survival of the Horniest
On that absolutely hilarious note, I think I'll go to sleep with images of Justin's dance in my head.
Excellent tale.
Author's Response: LOL :-D I'm glad this story made you laugh. I hope Justin puts on a good show for you in your dreams ;-) Thanks so much for reading, and for your wonderful comment!
Reviewer: Annjeela (Signed) · Date: August 14, 2009 05:08 PM · On: Pictionary
This one made me laugh out loud - mostly at Justin's creative genetic engineering.
Author's Response: I always find that playing a board game with really smart people who are drunk always guarentees a laugh :-D I'm glad this one made you giggle. Thanks again for reading, and for your wonderful reviews. I really appreciate it :-D
Reviewer: Annjeela (Signed) · Date: August 14, 2009 05:02 PM · On: Chickens Don't Lay Eggnog
Very cute - I think Michael should win!
Author's Response: You think? LOL! Thanks- I'm glad you enjoyed it :-D Thanks so much for reading, and for your much-loved review!
Reviewer: cakdg (Signed) · Date: May 27, 2009 01:55 PM · On: Survival of the Horniest
This was hysterical! The story title grabbed my attention and even though it sounds funny, it is so true. I can honestly say that I'd never pondered the ratio of the gay male population of the mantis until now. ROFL!! In my mind's eye, I can just see them bantering back and forth this way. With 2 such intelligent guys, it is easy for me to imagine these quirky conversational debates occurring between them and with such humor. I wish we got to see more of it on the show (can you just imagine Gale/Randy acting this script out?) I won't be able to read about or see the color persimmon again without thinking of J's Bird of Paradise dance or B's reaction to it! *giggling like mad* This really struck my funny bone and I enjoyed it very much (it's gone into my favorites)...thanks for sharing!
Author's Response: Hey there! I'm really glad you liked this story, and that it gave you a good laugh :-D 'Science humour', particularly zoological humour is highly underrated. there's a lot of weird shit out there that is just dying to be written about. I never get tired of weird animal facts :-) I like PSA!Justin, as well, and I can imagine him saying something like this. Poor Brian is always on the receiving end, but we all know he loves it :-) Thanks again for reading, and for your wonderful comment- it means a lot . *hugs*
Reviewer: Kat (Signed) · Date: April 09, 2009 03:35 PM · On: Chickens Don't Lay Eggnog
it took me so damn long to read this story because I was laughing so hard. My stomach was hurting and I couldn't stop laughing!
Author's Response: LOL! I love Scatogories- it's my favorite game ever! My family's tradition is to play it on Christmas Eve- we're always a little bit giddy, and always try to get away with, er, 'creative' answers... Anyway, I'm really glad you found it amusing :-D Thanks so much or reading, and for you much-loved review, as always :-)
Reviewer: Kat (Signed) · Date: April 08, 2009 12:07 AM · On: Survival of the Horniest
I love PSAJustin!! What a fun and educational story. I adore Brian and Justin like this =)
Author's Response: Thanks Kat :-D I'm so glad you found this story entertaining and, er, 'educational' :-) Isn't science fun? LOL! Poor Brian, having to contend with PSA!/Brainbox!Justin... at least he gets always gets something out of the deal (it kind of reminds me of that 'You and me, Baby, ain't nothing but mammals' song by Bloodhound Gang.). Anyway, thanks again for reading, as always, and for all your much-loved reviews!
Reviewer: JTSecrets (Signed) · Date: April 06, 2009 11:19 AM · On: Survival of the Horniest
Very cute story!
Author's Response: I'm really glad you enjoyed it :-) Thanks so much for reading and for your wonderful review!
Reviewer: Curious George (Anonymous) · Date: April 03, 2009 06:53 PM · On: Survival of the Horniest
Well, that was freakin' hilarious -- and very sweet -- and, did I mention, hilarious? Really, the perfect, light read for my early Friday morning. Thanks, Sapphire! I usually only read completed fics, and am very much looking forward to your 'Snakes', which sounds very intriguing, indeed!
Author's Response: LOL! I'm really glad that you enjoyed this story and found it amusing :-D Thanks so much for reading! I'm also glad you're interested in 'Snakes' :-) It's taking me a lot longer to write than any of my previous fics because my writing time has been effectively halved since Christmas. I'm determined to finish it though, so I hope you'll stick around and wait it out... Thanks again for reading, and for your wonderful review! I really appreciate it :-)
Reviewer: TaraN (Anonymous) · Date: April 03, 2009 05:13 AM · On: Survival of the Horniest
This was a really cute story. I loved it. More importantly I am glad to see you writing again. On another note, I am doing much better. Last time I wrote you, I had lost two friends in a matter of 6 weeks. Look forward to reading more of your stories soon.
Author's Response: Hey :-) It's really good to hear from you. I'm so sorry to hear about your friends- that must have been really hard for you. I'm glad to hear that you're doing better now. *Hugs* I took a bit of a hiatus from writing as well at the beginning of the year to contend with what was essentially two full-time jobs (one of which has now finished, mercifully). I started writing again last month, with two new chapters of 'The Temptation of Snakes' (which I started in October). I hope to update it more or less 'regularly' from now on.... Anyway, I'm glad to hear from you, and I'm glad that you enjoyed this story :-) Thanks so much for reading!
Reviewer: Hotesse (Signed) · Date: April 02, 2009 06:27 AM · On: Survival of the Horniest
So funny (and hot) *clapping my hands* <3 Edda
Author's Response: Thanks Edda :-D I'm so glad you enjoyed it! Thanks so much for reading, and for your wonderful review! I really appreciate it *hugs*
Reviewer: Kiddo (Anonymous) · Date: April 02, 2009 02:10 AM · On: Survival of the Horniest
i loved it. this was really, really great :-)
Author's Response: I'm really glad you enjoyed this story :-D Thanks so much for reading, and for your wonderful review!
Reviewer: sjmpets3 (Signed) · Date: April 01, 2009 09:33 PM · On: Survival of the Horniest
i remember this from before. brian watching him and trying to get to justin and trying to get him to stop, still cracks me up.
Author's Response: Thanks :-D I actually wrote this back in November, but just realized I hadn't posted it here. It's fun to revisit, though- I'm glad you enjoyed it the second time around :-D Thanks again for reading, as always, and for all your wonderful reviews!
Reviewer: EstherGreenwood (Signed) · Date: April 01, 2009 02:32 PM · On: Survival of the Horniest
I love your humor fics. I think I laughed for about ten minutes straight about the chameleon/orca and flying seals in your Pictionary fic. This fic had pretty much the exact same effect. I can just picture it happening so perfectly, lol.
Author's Response: LOL :-D Thanks! I'm really happy to hear that you enjoyed this fic, as well as 'Pictionary'. Brainbox!Justin is so much fun- I'm not entirely sure Brian would agree with me, but he always gets what he wants in the end (and we all know about his extreme geek fetish...) Thanks again for reading, and for your wonderful review! I really appreciate it!
Reviewer: MattMel (Signed) · Date: April 01, 2009 12:44 PM · On: Survival of the Horniest
LOL oh how sweet!!! I love Justins weirdness!!! Poor Brian all speechless on his own party. Great work, I love the last line!
Author's Response: Hee hee- I'm glad you liked the last line :-D I had to google where baby octapuses come from, because I had no clue- they hatch from eggs, apparently. Isn't that weird? Anyway, I'm really glad you enjoyed this story. I just love brainbox!Justin- Brian pretends to be unimpressed, but we all know he has a geek fetish... LOL! Thanks so much for reading, and for your wonderful review. I really appreciate it!
Reviewer: Meg (Anonymous) · Date: April 01, 2009 10:48 AM · On: Survival of the Horniest
This was just to cute and FUNNY! I kept laughing out loud and trying to do it quietly so as not to wake my roomate! GREAT WORK!!!
Author's Response: Thanks Meg :-D I'm very glad you enjoyed this story, and that it made you laugh (my apologies to your roomate. LOL!) Thanks so much for reading, and for your amazing comment- it means a lot :-)
Reviewer: Kate (Anonymous) · Date: April 01, 2009 09:58 AM · On: Survival of the Horniest
Oh my God!! Your comedic fics are my favorite. No one else in the fandom should even try to be funny. (ok, some can, but...you've got them all beat hands down.) I laugh my ass off everytime! Loved it.
Author's Response: Thanks Kate! I'm so glad you enjoyed this story :-) I'll admit that, while I enjoy the hardcore angst of hurt-comforts, I really need the comic relief sometimes as an outlet for my bizarre sense of humour. I'm glad you find it amusing as well... Thanks again for reading, and for your much-adored review. I appreciate it so much :-)
Reviewer: Katydid (Anonymous) · Date: April 01, 2009 08:57 AM · On: Survival of the Horniest
Can't stop laughing! This is amazing, better than amazing! I saw the title and knew it was going to be good, but this....this is simply amazing! Great job!
Author's Response: LOL :-D I'm really glad you enjoyed this story, and that it made you laugh! I'm glad you liked the title as well- Justin tells it like it is... Thanks so much for reading, and for your amazing review. I means a lot :-)
Reviewer: Draccone (Signed) · Date: April 01, 2009 08:45 AM · On: Survival of the Horniest
Ha, ha, ha. That was something wonderful to read. I really enjoyed it. Thanks for that. I needed it. Hugs, Tay
Author's Response: Thanks Tay! I'm really glad you enjoyed this story and that it made you laugh :-) Thanks again for reading, and for your wonderful comment- I really appreciate it! *Hugs*
Reviewer: OMG (Anonymous) · Date: April 01, 2009 07:29 AM · On: Survival of the Horniest
This was hilarious and BRILLIANT. I love Planet Earth and Animal Planet! I had to stop reading a couple of times because I was laughing so hard. I can just imagine Justin doing the Bird of Paradise dance.
Author's Response: LOL :-D I'm glad you found this amusing! As someone who does a lot of biology, I've always loved nature's little quirks- they're presented so well in 'Planet Earth' :-) I think Justin would make a good Bird of Paradise- he's certainly got the sexual display down to a fine art... Thanks again for reading, and for your wonderful review. I really appreciate it!
Reviewer: Dawn (Anonymous) · Date: April 01, 2009 07:17 AM · On: Survival of the Horniest
This was really hillarious! Keep up the good work. I lost my job and these stories are keeping me sane right now. Thanks
Author's Response: Thanks Dawn! I'm glad this gave you a laugh :-) I'm sorry to hear about your job- that totally sucks. I'm glad you're keeping yourself sane, though- that's always important. Thanks again for reading, and for your wonderful review! I really appreciate it :-D
Reviewer: lougenessis (Signed) · Date: March 12, 2009 10:24 AM · On: Pictionary
Boy! I really enjoyed this. story. It was a very humorous story. Thanks for the laughs!
Author's Response: Thanks :-) I'm so glad it made you laugh! My apologies for not replying earlier- this review kind of slipped under my radar- but I'm so happy that you left it :-) Thanks so much for reading, and again for your wonderful review!
Reviewer: lougenessis (Signed) · Date: November 08, 2008 12:31 PM · On: Chickens Don't Lay Eggnog
Ha Ha Very funny story! I liked it.
Author's Response: LOL! I'm so glad it gave you a laugh :-D Thanks so much for reading, and for your wonderful review!
Reviewer: Britin (Signed) · Date: September 17, 2008 04:39 AM · On: Pictionary
I loved it! I was laughing so hard when Brian was trying to guess the drawing, and the "someone wrote gullible on the ceiling" joke had me totally cracking up. Awesome job :D
Author's Response: Thanks! I'm glad it gave you a giggle ;-) Pictionary is always so much fun when your with people who can't draw (or, in this case, people who are so tipsy, they're reverted back to their kindergarden-level drawing skills). The guesses are sometimes pretty unique ;-) I'm very happy that you enjoyed this story. Thanks again for reading, and for your much-adored review!
Reviewer: Jackie (Anonymous) · Date: September 16, 2008 02:24 PM · On: Pictionary
Haha that was hilarious. Justin waay drunk really makes a good time. I'm going to have to use that gullible line sometime...i've never heard that one. Great job!
Author's Response: Thanks Jackie! I'm glad this gave you a giggle ;-) I love the 'gullible' line, too. The first time I used it was when I managed to convince my sister that a haggis was actually an elusive and very dangerous animal that live in the wilds of Scotland. She believed it for about 2 years... Hee hee ;) Thanks again for reading, and for your wonderful review, as always!
Reviewer: Kat (Signed) · Date: September 16, 2008 01:28 PM · On: Pictionary
This was soo funny! I love Drunk Justin! Wow was he plastered, LOL! I'll never think of Pictionary the same again!
Author's Response: Thanks Kat ;-) Drunk Justin was so much fun to write- he's still so smart, but he's just not quite on top of things... I'm really glad you enjoyed this, and that it gave you a laugh ;) Thanks so much for reading, as always, and for all your much-loved reviews!
Reviewer: Amelia (Anonymous) · Date: September 16, 2008 01:08 PM · On: Pictionary
Awwwww. Love it. I've been meaning to tell you something. Go listen to "Home," by Michael Buble. If it doesn't totally inspire you to write something, it is at the very least comforting as a post-513 song.
Author's Response: Thanks Amelia- I'm really glad you enjoyed this story ;-) I'll have to see if I can find and listen to "Home"- it even sounds like a song that could be inspiring, especially in a post-513 sense. I'll definitely look out for it- thanks!!
Reviewer: Big J (Anonymous) · Date: September 16, 2008 12:44 PM · On: Pictionary
This was incredibly clever and funny at the same time. I think I need to look up some of those words you used. And being an Aussie loved the refs. to our koalas and platypus. I'm hopeless at Pictionary so can empathise with Ben. Justin is totally hilarious when he's been drinking so can picture this so clearly with Brian being incredibly sexy and teasing him mercilessly. Loved all of it.
Author's Response: Thanks ;-) I'm glad it gave you a laugh! I didn't mean to pick on Australian animals, but you have to admit that platypuses, wombats and echidnas- though very sweet and cute- are a little weird. (And of course, once I discovered that marsupials had a bifurcated penis, I knew I just had to fit it them into B/J story somewhere ;-) Writing Justin a bit tipsy was so much fun- he's still a bright spark, but he gets a little enthusiastic ;-) Anyway, I'm so glad you enjoyed it. Thanks so much for reading, as always, and for your wonderful review!
Reviewer: Galesgal (Signed) · Date: August 27, 2008 02:29 PM · On: Chickens Don't Lay Eggnog
That story was so funny. Ill never play scategories the same again.
Author's Response: LOL! I love Scategories- especially when playing with people who are slightly inebriated ;) I'm really glad this story gave you a laugh. Thanks so much for reading, and for your much-loved comment!
Reviewer: Alice (Signed) · Date: July 16, 2008 05:58 AM · On: Chickens Don't Lay Eggnog
"I thought of trying to make some witty quip that combined the words ‘humbug’ and ‘fucking’, but all I could come up with ‘humbuggering’ which didn’t quite sound right…"
This sentence was absolutely priceless! I loved it!
"‘#5. A reptile.’
Fuck me. A reptile? I put down ‘EGUANA’ in the hopes that no one would actually remember that ‘iguana’ started with a different letter. I could always argue that it was a ‘cyber iguana’- you know, e-mail, e-guana?"
I actually had to stop reading here for a good ten minutes, I just couldn't get through the sentence without giggling and forgetting that there was more of the story to enjoy. I tip my hat to you sir...erm...madam, you still continue to amaze me, and if my cousin would let me on the computer more often instead of hogging up MY laptop, your stories would definetly be filled with my reviews urging you on to continue writing!
Author's Response: Thanks Alice ;) I love 'Scatagories'- it just never gets old. It's a classic with me and my family- we always play it on Christams Eve when everyone is full of, er, 'Christmas cheer'... I'm really glad this story gave you a giggle! I loved working with a slightly tipsy Brian dressed as a reindeer! Thank you SO much for reading (whenever you regain possession of your computer ;)), and thanks for your much-loved review!
Reviewer: Alice (Signed) · Date: July 16, 2008 05:53 AM · On: Chickens Don't Lay Eggnog
"I thought of trying to make some witty quip that combined the words ‘humbug’ and ‘fucking’, but all I could come up with ‘humbuggering’ which didn’t quite sound right…"
This sentence was absolutely priceless! I loved it!
"‘#5. A reptile.’
Fuck me. A reptile? I put down ‘EGUANA’ in the hopes that no one would actually remember that ‘iguana’ started with a different letter. I could always argue that it was a ‘cyber iguana’- you know, e-mail, e-guana?"
I actually had to stop reading here for a good ten minutes, I just couldn't get through the sentence without giggling and forgetting that there was more of the story to enjoy. I tip my hat to you sir...erm...madam, you still continue to amaze me, and if my cousin would let me on the computer more often instead of hogging up MY laptop, your stories would definetly be filled with my reviews urging you on to continue writing!
Reviewer: gerri (Signed) · Date: May 08, 2008 04:47 AM · On: Chickens Don't Lay Eggnog
I am still chuckling from the laugh out loud histeria this had me in, so fucking funny.
Author's Response: Thanks :) This story still makes me laugh everytime I read it. This is one of those stories that you go back to and think 'geez, what was I on when I wrote this'? :) I can only put it down to 'holiday cheer, I guess. I'm really glad this one gave you a laugh :) Thanks for your reveiw, as always!
Reviewer: Amelia (Anonymous) · Date: May 01, 2008 10:59 PM · On: Chickens Don't Lay Eggnog
I love that game...
Author's Response: Me too! It's such a scream (particularly when you're a little tipsy...). Thanks so much for reading and for your review!!!
Reviewer: Ashley (Anonymous) · Date: May 01, 2008 12:40 AM · On: Chickens Don't Lay Eggnog
I love it! it's an 'hexcellent' story. I can just see Brian doing this. Is it an actual game? If so I would love to know the name of it.
Author's Response: Thanks- I'm glad you enjoyed it! Yes, this is a real game- it is actually called 'Scattagories'. It's just a scream to play (particulary if you're playing with tipsy family/ friends), and it never gets old. The only game I can think of that slightly more amusing (when drunk) is Charades. That's one of the next humour fics I'm working on... I thinking it should be good :) Thanks so much for reading and for your review!
Reviewer: balki85 (Signed) · Date: April 20, 2008 02:12 AM · On: Chickens Don't Lay Eggnog
This was amazing I laughed out loud throughout the entire thing.
Author's Response: Thanks! Glad to hear it made you giggle :) Thanks for reading and for your comment!
Reviewer: mouse (Anonymous) · Date: March 25, 2008 11:57 AM · On: Chickens Don't Lay Eggnog
Any hope for a part 2 when Brian gets his elf home & has his wicked way with him?
Author's Response: Hmm...interesting concept...that could be fun :) Thanks!
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