Reviewer: Snow (Anonymous) · Date: August 04, 2012 02:52 AM · On: Chapter 11- Wherein Justin plays nice with Mikey and Brian has a chit chat with Ethan
Oh how I wish this fic was updated..... sniff sniff.
Reviewer: RiCa20 (Signed) · Date: January 11, 2012 05:13 AM · On: Chapter 11- Wherein Justin plays nice with Mikey and Brian has a chit chat with Ethan
Ahh.I love this fan fic sooo much...It's so hilarious and hot at the same time. it's brilliant and you're a genius..
Reviewer: RiCa20 (Signed) · Date: January 11, 2012 05:13 AM · On: Chapter 11- Wherein Justin plays nice with Mikey and Brian has a chit chat with Ethan
Ahh.I love this fan fic sooo much...It's so hilarious and hot at the same time. it's brilliant and you're a genius..
Reviewer: GiggleBean (Signed) · Date: December 24, 2010 07:03 PM · On: Chapter 1 - where it all begins...
great idea nicely written
Reviewer: Jessikaa (Signed) · Date: November 01, 2010 06:19 AM · On: Chapter 11- Wherein Justin plays nice with Mikey and Brian has a chit chat with Ethan
Oh My Fucking God!!!!!!!!!! That's was the funnier and crazier thing I have ever read!! OMG! I just can't seem to wrap my mind around the fact that you manage to write something like that.... It's just... Plain genius!!! To be able to come with this kind of idea and to succed to put it in forms without seeming to go completely insane... One word: WOW!!!!!! I hope you'll finish it... And if you do I wouldn't miss any lines of it for all the tea in China! LOL
Reviewer: Jill (Anonymous) · Date: February 15, 2010 12:29 AM · On: Chapter 4 - Wherein Ethan learns the truth
Ii loved this one too xD
Jill<<33
Reviewer: Jill (Anonymous) · Date: February 15, 2010 12:21 AM · On: Chapter 2- Wherein Brian checks out what he caught in his trap
I loved it
Jill <<33
Reviewer: Kat (Signed) · Date: November 25, 2008 04:38 AM · On: Chapter 11- Wherein Justin plays nice with Mikey and Brian has a chit chat with Ethan
Uh, Justin might not want to go to the swimming hole with the monkey. I was going to say, hopefully he's not dumb enough to try an hurt Justin, but then I remembered who I was talking about. LOL! Ethan trying to have a war or words with Brian...ummm, not a good idea! Brian is gonna make him suffer big time!
Reviewer: Kat (Signed) · Date: November 25, 2008 04:22 AM · On: Chapter 10 - Wherein Justin gets the shit scared out of him
You are ruthless!! I'm just shaking my head, not knowing what else to say to you! LOL!
Reviewer: Lynn (Anonymous) · Date: November 24, 2008 06:06 AM · On: Chapter 11- Wherein Justin plays nice with Mikey and Brian has a chit chat with Ethan
i hope Justin realizes that Michael is out to get him. And hope Brian just let Ethan go, but I doubt that will happen. lol. Great chapter.
Reviewer: sjmpets3 (Signed) · Date: November 24, 2008 02:34 AM · On: Chapter 11- Wherein Justin plays nice with Mikey and Brian has a chit chat with Ethan
loved it. michael out to get justin. brian going out of his way not killing the fiddler yet. "Yeah, well, you say potato; I say a carb that can't be eaten after seven," such a brian thing to say. perfect.
Reviewer: Lynn (Anonymous) · Date: November 19, 2008 11:01 PM · On: Chapter 10 - Wherein Justin gets the shit scared out of him
"Make him put it away Brian. Make him put it away." LOL. I couldn't stop laughing when I read that part. Great chapter, looking forward for more.
Reviewer: sjmpets3 (Signed) · Date: November 19, 2008 06:50 AM · On: Chapter 10 - Wherein Justin gets the shit scared out of him
i can't write. omg! so funny. poor brian his dream of babylon with justin was ruined. hope he gets to live out his dream.
Author's Response: /I can't write/ LOL! And yet, here you are!!! :) Thank you. I do feel for Brian here. Having to live with Mikey and his 'little' problem. :P
Reviewer: Kat (Signed) · Date: November 17, 2008 12:59 AM · On: Chapter 9 - Wherein Brian makes a startling confession thereby putting Justin in 'Jeopardy'
These people are nuts, but I love them!
Author's Response: Yes, they are. LOL! Thank you!!!
Reviewer: Lynn (Anonymous) · Date: November 16, 2008 09:12 AM · On: Chapter 9 - Wherein Brian makes a startling confession thereby putting Justin in 'Jeopardy'
Great chapter, looking forward for more.
Author's Response: More is coming - in fact, it's here! LOL! Thank you!
Reviewer: sjmpets3 (Signed) · Date: November 15, 2008 11:18 AM · On: Chapter 9 - Wherein Brian makes a startling confession thereby putting Justin in 'Jeopardy'
omg my sides hurt.
Author's Response: *rubs your sides for you* Thank you!!!
Reviewer: Lynn (Anonymous) · Date: November 12, 2008 12:38 PM · On: Chapter 8 - Wherein Brian makes a very pretty necklace with his 'raw' materials
Hot chapter, looking forward for more.
Author's Response: Hot - and not in the frying pan kind of way! LOL! Thank you!
Reviewer: sjmpets3 (Signed) · Date: November 12, 2008 12:13 PM · On: Chapter 8 - Wherein Brian makes a very pretty necklace with his 'raw' materials
oh god i soooo loove this.
Author's Response: And I loooove you for giving me what I crave the most - FB!!! Thank you!
Reviewer: Kat (Signed) · Date: November 12, 2008 10:19 AM · On: Chapter 8 - Wherein Brian makes a very pretty necklace with his 'raw' materials
Aww! Poor Shawn!! How is Brian gonna answer Justin's question now? OMG! Ted is totally hot for Justin and yea, don't blame them at all for letting Ted just keep it!
Author's Response: Poor Shawn?!?! Poor Shawn?!?!? After how he wrote the end of S%? LOL! Just kidding. But it was fun. And you of course know by now how he side steps that whole thing. :) This may be a quasi horror story - but even the thought of giving back Justin's underwear after Ted did God knows what on it - *shudders* Thank you!!!!
Reviewer: Gina Marie (Signed) · Date: November 12, 2008 10:04 AM · On: Chapter 8 - Wherein Brian makes a very pretty necklace with his 'raw' materials
is that a filling? LOL This is one sick demented story. Love it!~
Author's Response: Well, demented is my name. Ooops! I just remembered - my name here is Hide the Soap but it's demented queen over on IJ and at Mirrormere where I house my Lord of the Rings RPS. :) Thank you!!!
Reviewer: Kat (Signed) · Date: November 11, 2008 03:01 PM · On: Chapter 7 - Wherein the boys have tea with the muchers AKA Arsenic and Plaid Flannel
Oh, no! Where is Brian getting the raw materials from? What is it with these people and their raw materials. Exorcist twitchy Lindsay and her pace makers! Mel chasing Brian with a turkey baster! LOL! Oh, but the funny line about Mikey and de-evolution was great! Zen Ben was at his finest. Justin really does fit right in, getting mad cuz they didn't tell him they had Dr. Pepper. Wow, these people are craaaazy!
Author's Response: Well, you now know where Brian got the raw materials from. LOL! I love my Qaf charcaters so I try to fit their personalities from the show into here only I intensify them to the power of 100 (like Zen Ben - LOL!) Well, come on now. If you saw Dr Pepper and they hadn't told you, you'd be right pissed too. :P Thanks Kat!!! (I love your fb and I do get back to responding!)
Reviewer: sjmpets3 (Signed) · Date: November 11, 2008 10:03 AM · On: Chapter 7 - Wherein the boys have tea with the muchers AKA Arsenic and Plaid Flannel
i like mel like this. lindsay's another story. ben recycling used arsenic bottles. what fun. can't wait to see justin's choker of "raw materials".
Author's Response: Mel is a fun one to write. :) Lindsay is just naturally so...well...Lindsay. Ben is completely lost. And you have now seen Justin's choker of lurvvvve. :) Thank you!!!
Reviewer: Helen (Anonymous) · Date: November 05, 2008 06:25 PM · On: Chapter 6 - Wherein breakfast is served and Justin meets the folks
PUT SPERM HERE!!! That was priceless, lol!!!
This is getting better and better... I can't wait to see what Justin will say after remembering Ethan and what had happen to him! Great as always, Helen
Author's Response: *waves* Yes, I mean come on! Mel was practically doing that in S#. LOL! And as far as Justin remembering, well...we're gonna have some fun first. :) Thanks Helen!
Reviewer: Lynn (Anonymous) · Date: November 04, 2008 10:25 PM · On: Chapter 6 - Wherein breakfast is served and Justin meets the folks
I am really enjoying reading this story. lol. Looking forward for more.
Author's Response: More is coming. Thank you!!! Glad you're loving it. :)
Reviewer: kika (Anonymous) · Date: November 04, 2008 08:20 PM · On: Chapter 1 - where it all begins...
I read your others story and I love them but this one...cannibal?!?!?!? Also the amazing banner (so perfect for this fics) call me so I read it. OMG! It's totaly nuts but I love it! ciao
Author's Response: Yeah, I know. Cannibals! LOL! I love this banner (my daughter made it for me - I'm so proud). It is SO nuts. *nods head* Thank you!!!! (I think I almost missed this review).
Reviewer: sjmpets3 (Signed) · Date: November 04, 2008 04:14 PM · On: Chapter 6 - Wherein breakfast is served and Justin meets the folks
so much fun. justin's questions about michael were the best. even better was vic's answer. "Brian hoped she was just being her over-indulgent motherly self and not just preparing him for Christmas dinner."i really don't think brian has any thing to worry about. justin fits right in.
Author's Response: It's just good ole fashioned clean cannibal fun. :) LOL! Yes, monkey!Mikey. Justin, strangely enough, does fit right in. But still, I would make sure Debbie stays away from Justin with any measuring tape (fitting for the roasting pan, ya know). :) Thanks!
Reviewer: Kat (Signed) · Date: November 04, 2008 12:43 PM · On: Chapter 6 - Wherein breakfast is served and Justin meets the folks
I laughed my ass off through out this entire chapter! There were so many classic lines! Loved every character!
Author's Response: I loved this chapter too. :) I have so much fun playing with the Qaf cast, seriously. Thank you!!!!
Reviewer: patheticgal (Anonymous) · Date: November 04, 2008 09:25 AM · On: Chapter 2- Wherein Brian checks out what he caught in his trap
What a nice way for Brian to meet his love, Justin..... Something new for me---I seen your story at lj, at first i don't want to read but eventually i find it intriguing - so here iam reading and smiling.. Thanks and more please
Author's Response: It is kinda a strange way to meet - you know - almost being mistaken for meat. LOL! :) More smiles to come and yeah, everyone is pretty stand-offish at first (with good reason). Thank you!!!!
Reviewer: sjmpets3 (Signed) · Date: November 03, 2008 02:41 AM · On: Chapter 5 - Wherein Brian laments and Justin wakes up
that was a great chapter. brian's tenderness is showing. love how justin can't remember ethan, but remembers that he thought brian was god.
Author's Response: Well, Brian Kinney is god, innit he? LOL! Poor Ethan. *shakes head* Poor, part of the food groups Ethan. Thank you!!!!
Reviewer: Gina Marie (Signed) · Date: November 03, 2008 12:59 AM · On: Chapter 5 - Wherein Brian laments and Justin wakes up
Please take this as a compliment...you are so deliciously twisted! Not only are you extremely talented writer, (been reading some of your other works) but you imagination is boundless! If you are not writing professionally, you should be. Your stories are well crated, entertaining and original! There are so many lines in here that had me cracking up, I can't list them all. Perfect crackfic! PS - my favorite line..."can I keep you?"
Author's Response: *blushes* Actually, I do take that as a compliment. :) My imagination is pretty out there, gotta tell you. Have you been talking to my hubby? He wants me to send some of my original fic in to a publisher too. :P I can imagine Brian saying that and it just warms my heart - as much as a cannibalistic killer can, ya know. :) Thank you again for some of the most lovely fb I've ever received.
Reviewer: Kat (Signed) · Date: November 02, 2008 02:20 PM · On: Chapter 5 - Wherein Brian laments and Justin wakes up
Brian was smart enough to know that watching someone you were currently hooked up with rending and tearing at human flesh might put them off to you just a bit. Ya think?? LOL! Well, could that "important" thing Justin was trying to remember happen to be Ethan? I would forget him too! Saw the Ron and Dan sausage icon! So, so bad! LOL! I'm gonna send you a friend request too.
Author's Response: Yeah, I think. I know I'd freak. :P I wish I had known how to make icons way back when, now that the cannibal craze is over on lj (actually, I think I'm bringing it back). Thank you!!!!
Reviewer: alys (Anonymous) · Date: November 01, 2008 09:15 PM · On: Chapter 4 - Wherein Ethan learns the truth
intersting story... having never read or see the original. Like the story this far
Author's Response: Thank you! Actually, I'm only basing the idea on the story - that is of someone taking unsuspecting people and putting them into a food product sold to the public. Therein the similarity stops. LOL!
Reviewer: Kat (Signed) · Date: November 01, 2008 09:01 PM · On: Chapter 4 - Wherein Ethan learns the truth
Ron and Dan! You're so bad! =) Wonder how Brian is going to deal with Justin when he finally wakes up. The boy is gonna freak!!
Author's Response: I am bad. LOL! If you go to my lj, you can see the icon I made for this. It's simply labled DAN AND RON. LOL! Yeah, Justin'll freak...maybe. But then Brian will be with him. :) Thank you!!!
Reviewer: sjmpets3 (Signed) · Date: November 01, 2008 08:35 AM · On: Chapter 4 - Wherein Ethan learns the truth
more more more!!!!!!!
Author's Response: How about now now now!!! LOL! Thanks! :)
Reviewer: Helen (Anonymous) · Date: October 31, 2008 05:59 PM · On: Chapter 3 - Wherein Brian drives back to the ranch
Reading this story makes me remember Johnny Depp and his performance at Sweeney Todd!
I like that you have Emmett in the story too. I LOVE Emmett!!!
Great update honey ^_^ Helen
Author's Response: Yep. just wait. Everyone is in it but I couldn't leave Emmett out, now could I? LOL! I loved Johnny's portrayal of Sweeney! I wrote this waaay before that movie came out though. :) I love Jack/Will fic (from Pirates) and I would love to see a Sweeney Todd/Orlando fic somewhere. :) Thank you Helen!!!
Reviewer: Jersey (Anonymous) · Date: October 31, 2008 10:51 AM · On: Chapter 3 - Wherein Brian drives back to the ranch
Why do I find your story so good and so fun ??? ;)) I must have a wicked sense of humor or I'm good for a therapy too!!! LOL! LOL! And how (but how) could I forget about Emmet and his 'unique' cats? Ha! Ha! Ha! Love it ! Jersey :))
Author's Response: We both need therapy. Actually, I think of this story as therapy. LOL! Gotta love Emmett and his cats. :) Thanks Jersey!
Reviewer: Kat (Signed) · Date: October 31, 2008 10:47 AM · On: Chapter 3 - Wherein Brian drives back to the ranch
Debbie said they didn't need something that would eat, sleep and poop around the house when they already had Mikey. BWAAHAAAHAAAHAAAHHAAAA! I nearly chocked on my Snapple reading that line! This story gets crazier each chapter, freakin hilarious!!
Author's Response: Word of caution: Do not drink anything while reading cannibal fic. LOL! Thank you!!!!
Reviewer: Jersey (Anonymous) · Date: October 31, 2008 10:36 AM · On: Chapter 1 - where it all begins...
"If you want to start a fund for my therapy, that's okay too !" LOL ! I remember starting reading your story a looong time ago and founding it very funny and original...! But then, after a few chapters, no more updates were coming... :( Hope this story will have a conclusion and a lot of chapters to read for me this time...! I looove how you play with your characters ! Mikey the mentally challenge, Lol! Brian the bright but somehow slow guy :)) 'Ian" the future sausage... (Yay & Beurk!) LOL! And the young Justin, future interest for B.? haaa! Keep the updates coming please!!! I like your sense of humor a lot !!! Jersey :)))
Author's Response: Well I just wrote two more chapters in the last month so yes, I am continuing it. :) There are a quite a few more chapters and I already have the epilogue written. These characters are just too much fun to work with. Seriously. And THANK YOU! My sense of humor can be...different.
Reviewer: sjmpets3 (Signed) · Date: October 31, 2008 09:27 AM · On: Chapter 3 - Wherein Brian drives back to the ranch
this is nuts. i love it so.
Author's Response: It is nuts...but good clean fun. :) Thank you!!!
Reviewer: Gina Marie (Signed) · Date: October 31, 2008 09:10 AM · On: Chapter 3 - Wherein Brian drives back to the ranch
I am so loving brian in this! More please..
Author's Response: Brian is great in this, innit he? And canon too. :P Thank you!!!!
Reviewer: W_Girl (Anonymous) · Date: October 30, 2008 10:13 PM · On: Chapter 2- Wherein Brian checks out what he caught in his trap
very cool story :) something different! thank you for that ;)
Author's Response: Why you're welcome. You ain't seen nothing yet! :) And thank you.
Reviewer: Kat (Signed) · Date: October 30, 2008 12:41 PM · On: Chapter 2- Wherein Brian checks out what he caught in his trap
Ah, Brian meets Justin! Yea, he won't go into the sausage. I just hope Debbie feels the same way.
Author's Response: You'll eventually see Debbie's reaction. LOL! Brian could never put his Sunshine into the sausage. Now Ethan on the other hand... Thank you!!!!
Reviewer: sjmpets3 (Signed) · Date: October 30, 2008 10:42 AM · On: Chapter 2- Wherein Brian checks out what he caught in his trap
hahaha, god i love this. what a great chapter. his discription of ethan, omg, perfect. "He also noticed that when he felt the body up that it was very flabby and quite out of shape. They might not have to fatten this one up that much. He lifted the helmet off its head.
When the black curls spilled onto Brian's hand, he recoiled. God! Did this kid ever wash its hair?!"
Author's Response: Yeah, didn't you always think Ethan a bit greasy? LOL! Seriously. Ugh! Thank you!!!!
Reviewer: kleene87 (Anonymous) · Date: October 30, 2008 08:05 AM · On: Chapter 2- Wherein Brian checks out what he caught in his trap
Oh god you' re crazy! But I love it. I'm still laughing.
Author's Response: You're just figuring out NOW that I'm crazy?!?! LOL! Thank you!!!
Reviewer: Gina Marie (Signed) · Date: October 30, 2008 05:10 AM · On: Chapter 2- Wherein Brian checks out what he caught in his trap
LOL "there was no fucking way that was going into the sausage" LOL Priceless!
Author's Response: Well, it wouldn't. :P Thanks! :)
Reviewer: qbee (Signed) · Date: October 29, 2008 08:11 PM · On: Chapter 1 - where it all begins...
Does this mean that you will be continuing this saga? *looks at you with big, hope-filled eyes* I've missed your weird and wicked sense of humour!
Author's Response: Yes, it does indeed-y! :) I've written 2 more chapters in the last month. You've missed it? Wwll I'm baaaccck....Thank you!!! :)
Reviewer: Helen (Anonymous) · Date: October 29, 2008 06:14 PM · On: Chapter 1 - where it all begins...
This is very interesting! I like all of your stories and I'm happy to see something new from you. I can't wait 'till the next update!!!! Helen
Author's Response: Weeellll....it's not exactly new, but I did update this with 2 new chapters. LOL! And thank you!!!! :) *blushes*
Reviewer: Kat (Signed) · Date: October 29, 2008 01:53 PM · On: Chapter 1 - where it all begins...
OMG! First let me say that in your description of Mikey being mentally challenged and that part was canon, I cracked the hell up!! And you're right, this Mikey seems like the real one to me! LOL! "Ma and cow" in the same sentence. Hysterical!! I can't wait to see where you're going with this. I might have to jog over to your lj too!
Author's Response: Now, now - let's not pick on the monkey...Ooops! :P Yeah, jog on over. I don't bite...much. :) Thank you!
Reviewer: ... (Anonymous) · Date: October 29, 2008 08:58 AM · On: Chapter 1 - where it all begins...
I seriously love this story. I've already read it like three times on bjfic but hey, I can do one more :P Update soon!
Author's Response: Three times?!?! LOL! I'm up to chapter 18 now I believe. I've also written some snippets to the verse if you ever play on livejournal. :) Thank you!!!!
Reviewer: Gina Marie (Signed) · Date: October 29, 2008 08:52 AM · On: Chapter 1 - where it all begins...
LOL I loved this! Very clever, and well written. LOVED the last line. "He just hoped when he did die, he wouldn't be part of the sausage." Hysterical! Can't wait for an update to this gem!
Author's Response: Should that be 'cleaver?' LOL! Sorry, bad joke. I do that. :P Next chapter will be up tomorrow. I'm just giving people time to digest the first part. :) Thank you!!!
Reviewer: sjmpets3 (Signed) · Date: October 29, 2008 08:10 AM · On: Chapter 1 - where it all begins...
so far so good. when will mikey become part of the sausage?
Author's Response: LOL! Mikey doesn't become part of the sausage cuz his ma loves him! Silly! But never fear, there will be plenty of people you hate who will be. :) (When I was writing this on my lj, I would occasionally ask people who they would like to see in the sausage.) Thanks!
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