CHAPTER 42
"I hate your sister." Brian said as he sat at the edge of the pool, with his feet in the water. Sawyer sat next to him and laughed.
"Yeah I know. But you gotta admit, she is kinda fun." Sawyer laughed.
"MARCO!" Justin screamed.
"POLO!" Sam yelled back at him. Justin moved towards the voice, but missed.
"Open your damn eyes before you hit the wall again." Brian demanded.
"If he opens his eyes he's cheating." Sam argued.
"Then play a different fucking game." Brian told her. She tried to splash him, but she was to far away. He turned back to Sawyer. "When's he getting here? We've been in this pool for three fucking hours." Brian asked. Sawyer laughed and looked at his watch.
"I thought he'd be here by now. Josh didn't have to worry about packing, he was already packed, just threw a few things together and caught a plane. It's almost 10:00." Sawyer said. Brian just rolled his eyes. Justin and Sam were still drunk, but they weren't slurring their words. But they were super hyper. He figured it was from all the sugar in the donuts. And according to Justin, he ate at least 8 of them.
"I'm gonna do a cannon ball." Justin said as he went for the stairs.
"I already told you you're not doing a fucking cannon ball. You stay in the damn pool because if you get out, you stay out." Brian told him. Justin pouted and he and Sam splashed him.
"Such a spoiler sport." Sam said.
"Spoil sport." Sawyer corrected.
"I am so fucking tired of babysitting them. I hate your sister." Brian complained again, making Sawyer laugh. "I have to take a piss. Think you can handle them?" Brian asked as he stood up.
"Yeah they'll be fine. I think they just forget all the rules you laid out for them because they like to see you get mad at them." Sawyer said. Brian rolled his eyes and walked up the patio. He opened the door, and was startled to see Josh standing there, cleaning the kitchen.
"When did you get here?" Brian asked as he closed the slider. Josh smiled.
"About 20 minutes ago. I figured I'd clean this mess up now before she saw me. She'll probably want to go have sex and this sugar is a bitch to get off the counters." Josh said as he was scrubbing the island.
"Is she always like this? Because I think you're going to have to be her permanent babysitter before I ever allow her in this house again." Brian joked. Josh didn't look up, but just kept cleaning. Brian squinted his eyes and watched him. He titled his head, and Josh looked up.
"What?" Josh asked. Brian crossed his arms.
"Now I didn't think anything was wrong with Missy Samantha, but now I think something's wrong with you, because you won't laugh at a joke about your wife. So why don't you tell me what's wrong before she gets Sunshine so drunk he'll miss his own wedding." Brian said. Josh went back to scrubbing the island, trying to get the hot pink coloring to come off, and took a deep breath.
"Last weekend Sam took a pregnancy test." Josh said without looking up. Brian raised his eyebrows. Not expecting to hear that. "She missed her period, and thought she was pregnant. She took a test and it said positive. So we went to the doctor...and they said it was a false positive." Josh said as he turned around and started scrubbing the counter. "She hasn't taken a test in a really long time. And it's never come up positive. She's really good at avoiding it and pretending like nothings wrong...me, not so much. She wanted to come here and party for two weeks. Forget that it all happened. But me, I went home late last night after I had lunch with my mother in Boston, and I was gonna stay till Wednesday and come up here. I just needed a few days by myself." Josh said. He continued to scrub the counter harder. "She's ok. She's made it a point to move past all this crap. Not spend time being depressed. Live life to the fullest kind of moments. But sometimes...I just need a moment to sit back and..." he trailed off.
"Be depressed." Brian filled in for him. Josh nodded his head.
"She's just moving past it. She wants to enjoy being here, seeing you and Justin get married. By the time we get home and get settled back into our every day lives, she'll have her moment to sit back and cry. But it will be easier for her to handle since she let a few weeks go by, and she has no where to be." Josh said. Brian was a little stunned. He didn't know what to say to him. He knew that Sam and Josh wanted to have kids, but were unable to.
"The kitchen looks back to normal. You've earned the right to stay." Brian said, making Josh chuckle. "Go out there and make sure she doesn't get Justin killed already." Brian joked, making Josh nod his head, and pull out a hot pink covered donut and take a huge bite. "What's in those?" Brian asked. Josh chuckled.
"When it first comes out, she brushes honey bourbon on it. Like, ALOT of it. And then mixes that with the sugar, which is where the hot pink came from." he laughed as he held it up. He pointed to another donut that had neon green, and dark chocolate on it. "The chocolate, she mixes in Rum Chata." Josh said, taking another bite.
"Where the hell does she get these recipes from?"
"Tipsy Bartender. He's this black guy from the Caribbean on YouTube. She loves his videos. A little obsessively." Josh joked as he finished his last bite, and walked outside. After Brian went to the bathroom, he went back outside, to see that Josh was in the pool.
"Did he fall in?" Brian asked as he stood next to where Sawyer was sitting.
"No. He jumped in willingly." Sawyer laughed.
"Jump innnn Brian. You haven't gone swimming yet." Justin cheered as he splashed some water.
"Hey come on. Don't get me wet. Aren't you guys done yet? You've been in here over three hours." Sawyer complained.
"Come on you big baby and get in here. Have some fun for once in your life." Sam told her older brother.
"Pleeease Brian." Justin begged as he swam up to the edge and grabbed Brian's ankles. Brian bent down and looked at Justin's hands.
"You're turning into a freaken prune." Brian laughed. Justin pouted, and Brian let out a deep breath.
"Fine." Brian said. Justin smiled and leaned back and clapped his hands. Brian took his shirt and his jeans off. Just standing there in his underwear. At least they were shorts. He walked down the steps, and when he got to the floor, Justin jumped into this arms, wrapping his arms and legs around Brian and kissed him.
"God gay guys can't ever keep their hands off of each other. Disgusting." Sam said and splashed them. After awhile, Sawyer ended up going inside, and then Josh convinced Sam to go inside, so it was just Brian and Justin.
"Wanna turn off that damn light. It's killing my eyes." Brian said to Josh. He nodded his head, and when they got inside, they shut off the light.
"Ooooh I like it dark." Justin said as he wrapped his arms around Brian again, and wrapped his legs around his waist. Justin was finally started to calm down a little. He ran his hands up and down his back, and squeezed his ass every time he went down, making Justin smile. "I can't believe this is the first time we've used this pool." Justin said.
"It's still a little cool. When it's really hot in June it will be perfect." Brian said.
"Yes. But will we be here to enjoy it?" Justin asked, tilting his head. Brian just shrugged his shoulders
"I guess you'll just have to wait and see." Brian said. Justin just shook his head and hugged him, resting on his shoulder.
"How did it go with Michael?" Justin asked, making Brian groan. He pulled away and looked at him. "You can tell me these things now you know. We're about to be married." Justin and gave Brian this big goofy smile. "Come on just tell me. Is everything ok now?" he asked.
"Not exactly." Brian said. Justin's smile fell.
"Seriously? What happened?" Justin asked sympathetically.
"I just blew up at him. I'm so tired of having to live up to his expectations. He wanted me to grow up and settle down, so I did. And he gets so upset because I don't run to him with every fucking conversation I have with my family. He's so fucking..." Brian trailed off.
"It's ok to grow up Brian. And it's ok to want to spend time with your family. It's ok to sit in a pool with your dad...and your aunt and uncle. And me of course." Justin said and smiled.
"That's kind of weird, thinking of Sam and Josh as my aunt and uncle." Brian said and shivered.
"Yeah I know. But spending time with them is ok. You've earned that right. You've lost 35 years with this amazing family. You guys don't have a past. But you guys have a future together. And you owe it to yourself to make it count. You don't owe anyone anything. Not your parents. Not Michael. Not even me. You only owe yourself this amazing chance to see what having a loving family is like." Justin said as he brushed some of Brian's wet hair away from his face. Brian avoided his gaze.
"It's supposed to be different for me and Mikey." Brian said, looking anywhere but at Justin.
"I know...Michael is...Michael lives with his head in the clouds sometimes. Up there with fucking Captain Astro." Justin laughed, making the corners of Brian's mouth turn into a tiny smile. "You both are best friends. You fight. This will all work itself out. And he can be the one to come crawling back to you. But don't for one second feel guilty. Like you did something wrong. For once, you did absolutely nothing wrong." Justin said. Brian didn't feel that way.
"I told Debbie what he said to me." Brian said. He cleared his throat. "The day that I punched him." he said. Justin knew what day that was. He had just broken up with Brian, and they were at Mel and Lindsay's anniversary party. Michael said something nasty to Brian about Justin, and he punched Michael. Everyone was upset with Brian...he figured that, had Brian explained why he punched him, the group might not feel so bad for Michael. Maybe even think he got what he deserved. But Brian never ratted Michael out. He took the heat all the way. In fact, Justin never even knew what Michael said. He knew it was something awful though, and had a few ideas what it cold have been. "She was there today. Heard us fighting. She came out and got all pissed at Michael for a change. And I just blurted it out like some P. school girl." Brian said as he scrubbed his face.
"Are you going to tell me after all these years what he said?" Justin asked. Brian shook his head. "I can either hear it from you, or hear it from someone else. Because if you told Debbie, she probably already told someone else. Upset at Michael and everything, and just needed to talk. They have no obligation to keep it a secret and tell someone else. And then they tell someone. I'm bound to hear about it through someone. So just tell me already, because I'm sure Debbie's already told someone by now." Justin said. Brian chuckled and looked back at him.
"She actually called my mother. And she called my father, and he told me." Brian said sarcastically. Justin tilted his head. He wouldn't mention the fact that he called them, his mother and father. Usually it was Teresa and Sawyer to him. But he'd let that go...for now.
"See. I'm not stupid. And I know it was something bad so just tell me." Justin said as he locked his hands behind Brian's head.
"After he called you a selfish little shit, and told me that you used me and took from me and never gave me a thing back. He then said you bringing the fucking violin player to Lindsay and Melanie's house is the thanks I got for saving your life, that it just wasn't worth it and I should have left you lying there." Brian admitted. Justin's eyes widened and he sucked in a breath. Stunned. Justin was to stunned to speak for several moments, and then looked down at the water. He rubbed at his eyes for a moment, and looked back up, trying not to get emotional.
"I broke up with you because I thought you didn't love me. I thought you'd never marry me. Maybe I didn't do it in the right way. I should have told you I was sleeping with him...but where does that warrant that you should leave me bleeding to death in a parking garage?" Justin whispered. It sent chills up Brian's spine, and he squeezed Justin harder to him.
"I wouldn't have ever done that." Brian said. Justin let out a snort.
"I know. But still...I thought I had an idea of what he said...I never thought it involved me dying from getting my head bashed in...I just...I just can't even believe that." Justin said. It was his turn to look away.
"Now you see why I never told you?" Brian asked. Justin nodded his head, and let out a laugh.
"God I never said one bad thing about him to you. I never stooped to his level. Anytime something was wrong with you two, I always went out of my way to try and put it back together. After his birthday party that you threw, and you outed him in front of that girl, who was the one who brought him that comic and got him to talk to you? Me. And who was the one who kept encouraging you to go hang out with him because he was feeling lonely and didn't get enough attention from you, instead of going to The Center and getting that fucking hero award. Me that's who. And how does he fucking repay me? He thinks I should have died." Justin yelled out. He was sliding off Brian's lap, but he pulled him closer.
"Aren't you supposed to be comforting me? I'm the negative bitchy one. You're supposed the be the upbeat positive, glass half full homo. If you switch places, I don't know how to be positive." Brian said, making Justin give him half a smirk and eye roll, and then growling a little as he hugged Brian.
"I'm sorry your best friend is a total asshole." Justin said.
"I'm sorry your best friend has a vagina." Brian said, making Justin pull back and laugh, and slapping his chest.
"You idiot...how am I just supposed to ignore that? How am I just supposed to pretend like nothing happened? Like my own business partner, my own friend wished I had died?" Justin asked. Brian squeezed him harder again, and kissed his lips.
"Like you've already said. This is just how Michael is. It will all blow over, and he'll come and apologize...it was a few years ago. He just said it in one of those queen out, heat of the moments thing, and didn't mean it." Brian said. Justin nodded his head, and Brian shifted around, clearing his throat. "I'm sorry I never realized what was happening back then." Brian said suddenly, making Justin look up a little shocked by his admittance "I knew he said stupid shit to me...I didn't realize how bad some of the things he said and did to you were...so I'm sorry for letting it go on for so long." Brian said. Justin smiled, and leaned forward and kissed him, and pulled back.
"Thank you for saying that. But I never blamed you. He was in love with you. He just hated me because you took me home and fucked me." Justin said, making Brian snort.
"I took home thousands of guys and fucked them." Brian argued, but it just made Justin smile.
"But you didn't make me go home. You took me to the hospital with you. You let me name your son. You let me sleep over, and you drove me to school. He thought that next day, that taking me to the Liberty Diner, and letting me down gently, he thought he was trying to be nice. He was trying to help me, because I was just a kid getting my feelings hurt. But when I struck back, pointing out something so obvious that just by one conversation I knew, that he was in love with you, and you'd known him forever and didn't even realize that he was in love with you...he knew I wasn't just some dumb kid. And I was the trick that never went away. I made myself apart of your life. Apart of his life. You fucked me more then once. You cared about me. And he could see that. He knew we were more then just a fuck. We meant more then that. And he was afraid. Seems like he's still afraid." Justin said, shaking his head and rolling his eyes.
"The trick that never went away." Brian mused. Justin smiled at him.
"The trick that never listened to anyone about you." Justin told him.
"The trick that stalked me." Brian said, making Justin laugh.
"The trick that just wanted to be your boyfriend." Justin tried to defend himself.
"The trick that really wasn't a trick after all." Brian said, making Justin smiled sweetly at him. Brian pushed some wet hair out of Justin's face. "Come on. I'll take you upstairs." Brian said, making Justin's eyes widened.
"Is this the part where you take me upstairs and make love to me?" Justin asked goofily, making Brian chuckle at him. He stared intently at him, and kissed him on the lips.
"Yeah Sunshine, it's one of those moments where I do." Brian told him. The smile on Justin's face was totally enough for Brian that night. He could ignore the day with Michael, because of that smile on Justin's face. He helped Justin stand up and get out of the pool, and wrapped an arm around Justin's shoulders. "Come on wifey. Let's go upstairs and I'll have my wicked way with you." Brian said, kissing his forehead.
The next morning the alarm went off way to early. Brian slammed his hand on the alarm to turn it off. He groaned when he realized it was 5:30. He heard Justin's deep breathing to realize that the alarm didn't even bother him. He had no idea how Brian had slept so sound with Justin's body practically draped over him. Brian was still amazed when he realized how much his life had changed. This was never what he wanted. He never wanted to live a domestic life with another man. He never wanted to try and make someone happy. All he ever wanted to do, was make a ton of money, fuck every guy he wanted to, drink and do drugs, and die young. He never counted on that one night stand sleeping in his bed-their bed. He never counted on falling in love with the blonde young man. It still amazed him to this day, that he was happy falling right into this life with Justin. And it amazed him, that he actually wanted to. He tried to move Justin so he could get up, without waking him up, but he failed, and Justin groaned and slowly opened his eyes.
"Where are you going?" Justin groaned.
"I have to go to work." Brian told him. Justin growled and hugged him closer, laying his head on Brian's chest, making Brian chuckle. "Someone has to pay your way through life. Pay for this expensive house, that expensive car you drive. Pay for this elaborate wedding and honeymoon. It's a lot of work make sure you can live up to high standards that you've become accustomed to." Brian joked. Justin raised his head up and looked at him.
"Please. You just blame me. You have a pretty high fucking standard of your own to live by." Justin said. He leaned up and kissed Brian on the lips. "Do you have to get out of bed right this second?" Justin asked. Brian looked over at the clock and then back at him. "I suppose I could rush through my shower and have Ted start the meeting. I can have Cynthia order some breakfast and keep them entertained while I keep you entertained a little bit." Brian said, smiling brightly. Justin's eyebrows wiggled.
"That sounds like the perfect morning to me." Justin said and kissed him. After a few moments Brian turned him over, so he was on top of him. Their erections straining against one another. He loved kissing Justin. Never had he loved or been so turned on by kissing someone. "I want you inside of me." Justin whispered, sending shivers up Brian's back. He started kissing Justin's neck so he could whisper in his ear.
"You like that don't you. Having my big hard cock buried inside you." Brian whispered, making Justin moan.
"Yes." Justin hissed. "I love it." he moaned. Brian smiled. He reached down and squeezed his hip, bringing his hand down to cup his ass.
"You have the most perfect ass." Brian said as he squeezed him harder.
"Please Brian." Justin begged. Brian chuckled at him. He reached over and grabbed the lube in the nightstand. He got on his knees and squirted some lube on his dick, and then his finger. He wiggled his finger in the air, making Justin chuckle. "And what are you gonna do with that finger?" Justin laughed.
"Well I was thinking of sticking it inside your very, very tight ass." Brian said as he pushed his finger in, making Justin moan in ecstasy "Then I was gonna move it in and out like this." he said as he started pumping his finger in and out.
"Oh God." Justin groaned as he gripped the sheets, making his knuckles turn white.
"Oh you like that. Well how about this." Brian said as he stuck his middle finger in, pumping in and out.
"Brian God please. I need you inside me." Justin begged. Brian loved hearing him beg. Justin reached down to stroke himself, but he grabbed Justin's hand with his other hand. Justin's eyes popped open, silently begging him.
"Don't worry. I'll take care of you." Brian whispered as he stuck a third finger inside of Justin, making him groan louder. "Get your hand away from your dick Sunshine." Brian told him. Justin groaned as he pulled his hand away. He knew Justin was dying. He wanted to cum. He spread his fingers, preparing him. He slide them out, and slowly pushed himself inside of Justin. He grabbed his legs and helped Justin wrap them around his waist. He leaned down on Justin, and slowly pushed himself in and out of Justin, purposely rubbing against his prostate.
"Oh Jesus. Brian please. Touch me." Justin panted. Brian leaned down and kissed him, and reached between their bodies to squeeze Justin's cock. "Aaaahhh." Justin moaned into Brian's mouth. He pumped Justin's cock in the same rhythm he thrust inside of Justin.
"I told you I'd take care of you Sunshine." Brian whispered to him.
"I love you." Justin whispered betweens his moans. "I love you so much." he said. Brian leaned down to bite and suck on his ear.
"I love you to." Brian whispered, which was all that Justin needed to climax. He felt Justin's muscles squeeze his cock, and felt his balls tighten in his hand, and felt him cum on their stomachs. Sending Brian over the edge seconds later. After making out and getting all hot again, Brian turned Justin on his side and got behind him, and made love a second time that morning. Justin felt so loved in this position because of the way Brian held him. Brian wasn't going fast and hard that morning, he was going nice and slow. Intense. Making it go slow, building up the pleasure. Brian's hands roamed Justin's body, and held him tight against his chest. Brian knew what Justin needed sometimes. He sometimes needed sex between them to be hard, fast, and hot. Sometimes he just needed it to be normal. Hot at the same time, but still, something that they didn't have to think about. And sometimes, Brian just knew that Justin needed to feel loved. He never tried to do that before. Every once in awhile, when Justin was sad or hurt he did. That morning wasn't about being sad, but it was about Justin wanting to feel loved. He just could tell that that was what Justin needed. And Brian didn't mind whispering in Justin's ears a few times that morning that he loved him. Those simple words always seemed to turn Justin on more then ever.
After they both climaxed, Brian got up and went and got their towel and came back out to wash Justin off. Justin smiling at him the whole time. "Why are you smiling like that?" Brian asked.
"Because every move you make turns me on. And I can't help but smile." Justin said. Brian laughed and rolled his eyes.
"God you shot buckets." Brian said as he wiped up his stomach. Justin chuckled and yawned, stretching out his arms. "Yeah aren't you lucky. You get to go back to sleep." Brian said and kissed him.
"I hope when we're married it always feels like this." Justin said. Brian laughed and kissed him again.
"I promise. It will always be like this." Brian said and kissed him again and pulled the blanket back up, and went into the bathroom to take a shower. He came back out quietly to see that Justin was sleeping again. He went into their walk in closet and got dressed. Went back into the bathroom to make sure he looked good, and came back out. He sat on their lounge chair to put his shoes on, and then went back over to the bed, and leaned down towards Justin who was sleeping on his back, looking peaceful. He put both hands on either side of him, and leaned down and kissed him softly. He was surprised to see him open his eyes and smile up at him.
"You ready for round three?" Justin asked as he ran his hands up Brian's chest, making him chuckle.
"Not quite Sunshine. I have to go to work. My meeting starts in..." he looked over at his clock. 6:52. "Eight minutes. I really have to go." Brian said, making Justin groan. More like a whine.
"But why can't you just stay in bed with me all day. After that morning wake up call, I don't think I can get outta bed and do anything but have sex with you all day." Justin said, making Brian snort.
"Someone is awfully horny this morning." Brian said. Justin raised his hips up and rubbed himself against Brian's stomach. He was already hard again.
"No kidding. You wouldn't want to waste that would you?" Justin asked. Brian chuckled.
"We're in deep shit trouble if you won't even let me leave the house." Brian joked.
"With Sam here until the wedding...we're not going to have much time to have sex. And then I'm sure on this mysterious honeymoon we won't have much time either." Justin tried to bait him. It just made Brian laugh. Something that he had been doing constantly with Justin. It felt good. After all that shit with Michael, it feel nice to laugh. It felt easy.
"Well. Since you're worried about the honeymoon, let me ease your mind." Brian said. Justin's eyes widened, waiting for him to talk about it. "You'll be having the most amazing time. It's everything that you've wanted. Everything you've ever dreamed of. We'll have plenty of time to lay down in bed and fuck all day long, without any interruptions." Brian said, making Justin's sunshiny smile get even bigger.
"Will I see more then the ceiling?" Justin asked. Brian chuckled and he kissed him.
"Yeah you will...how about I blow you before I leave." Brian said. Justin nodded his head enthusiastically "Just don't get cum on my suit." Brian warned him. He sucked him off, and swallowed everything so it wouldn't drip, and covered him back up. "Stop smiling like that or I'll never leave." Brian said. Justin pretended to give him and innocent look.
"Me? I'm not doing anything." Justin laughed. "How about you hurry up with your meeting, I won't let Sam feed me jello shots, and you can come back home and fuck me." Justin said. Brian laughed and kissed him again.
"It's ok. Let her get you drunk." Brian said. Justin's face fell. "I'd tell you now, but I'm really late. So I'll tell you about it later. But let her get you drunk. And I'll be back later. I have three meetings today." Brian said. Justin groaned and and ran his hands up and down Brian's arms.
"Why so many?" Justin whined. Brian rolled his eyes.
"You're being awfully clingy this morning. Acting like a lesbian." Brian said, earning a jab to his side and making him laugh. He leaned down and kissed him one last time, and Justin finally let him go.
"Just promise me I'll get you all to myself the whole time we're on our honeymoon." Justin said.
"I promise." he said. Justin smiled and pushed him.
"Go on. Just get out of here so you can come back home already." Justin said. Brian laughed and stood up.
"Go back to sleep. Later." Brian said. Justin smiled and turned on his stomach, hugging Brian's pillow to him and taking a deep breath. He was insanely happy. He was almost a married man. To Brian Kinney. How could life get much better then that. He ended up going back to sleep for a few hours, when his cell phone woke him up. He reached over and saw that it was Brian calling from work. He smiled and put the phone to his ear.
"Hey." Justin yawned out.
"Did I really wake you up?" he asked.
"Yeah. You told me to go back to sleep." Justin said. Brian chuckled.
"It's almost noon time." Brian told him. Justin looked over at the clock. It was 11:24.
"So you decided to interrupt my beauty sleep?" Justin asked. Brian just huffed. "Are your meetings done?"
"I have one more for today. Ted and Cynthia started my first one, and I just got out of my second, and my third one starts at 12:00. I have a few things to do here. I have a new account that I really have to work on before we leave. I'm gonna be making 17 million on this new account." Brian bragged.
"Damn. I knew I picked the right guy for me."
"Yeah I really am your sugar daddy aren't I?" Brian joked, making Justin laugh.
"Yeah or something" Justin laughed. "So. What's going on with Sam? Last night you were kinda mad at her that she got me so drunk. Now you tell me to get drunk with her. What changed?" Justin asked. Brian sat back in his chair.
"Josh kinda blurted out last night that Sam thought she was pregnant." Brian said.
"Oh." Justin said quietly.
"Apparently she took a test and it said positive. But, the doctor said it was a false positive." Brian said, letting the words sink in. Justin felt bad for them. He knew how much they wanted a baby. "So I figure, have fun with her. Let her just have fun. Just don't start smoking with her. You have no idea how giggly and clumsy you get. At least last night I was just dealing with a drunk Sunshine. Anything else and you'll be singing Somewhere Over The Rainbow again." Brian grumbled, making Justin laughed.
"I don't think I was singing that. I think it was just the other two Wizard of Oz songs." Justin joked.
"Whatever. So I met Jayden's roommate"
"Oh yeah the one Ted hired with Jayden. How are they working out?"
"Theodore loves them. They're totally not incompetent. Actually understanding their job. That Eric kid is totally gay though."
"What? He is not. Daphne would have told me."
"Have you ever met him? He went to the same college as her?" Brian said. Justin yawned and rubbed his face.
"No I never have. But Daph said he's the same kind of shy kid like Jayden is." Justin said, making Brian snort.
"Yeah he was pretty nervous when I told him he's gay."
"Oh my God you didn't. Brian you're going to scare him off. How do you even know he's gay?"
"Are you fucking serious? I always know when someone's gay. Even if they're married to a fucking woman and they don't even know they're gay. Trust me. This kid is gay." Brian told him. Justin rolled his eyes.
"Well we all know the great and powerful Brian Kinney gaydar." Justin joked, making Brian chuckle.
"Yeah well I gotta go. I'll be home later, so save me some jello shots."
"I sure will. And remember, you owe me a fantastic night in bed for leaving me all hot and bothered." Justin said.
"I gave you a fucking blow job before I left."
"Yeah but I got hard again as soon as you were done." Justin flirted, making Brian roll his eyes.
"I'll fuck you later Sunshine." Brian said. Justin ended up going downstairs to see Sawyer and Josh sitting at the kitchen island, and Sam standing there cutting oranges.
"Jesus. How many of these did we make?" Justin asked, seeing the jello shots covering the counter.
"Hey. We were wondering when you were gonna get up." Sawyer said as Justin sat next to him at the island.
"Yeah I was up pretty late last night. All that alcohol and sugar." Justin joked.
"Please. Me and Josh heard you two come in last night. And we heard you before Brian went to work." Sam said. Justin blushed and his his face in his hands. "Don't worry. Sawyer didn't hear you. He had ear plugs in last night." Sam said and smiled. Sawyer glared at her.
"Why were you wearing ear plugs?" Justin asked.
"He always wears ear plugs when he's sleeping in the same house as me and Joshy. I'm super loud in bed." Sam said proudly. Josh burst out laughing.
"God." Sawyer said, disgusted.
"Although really, I fear for Gus' mental stability. You better get sound proof walls in your room if you don't want to scar him for life." Sam said.
"Will you shut up?" Sawyer asked. She smiled and rolled her eyes. She handed Justin an orange slice.
"Here try one." she said. He took it and was about to bite into it, before he realized that it was one of their jello shots.
"I just woke up." Justin said as he put it back down. She rolled her eyes.
"Well I'm tired from all the baking. Your his father-in-law to be. You make him something for breakfast." Sam told Sawyer. He rolled his eyes and stood up.
"You don't have to make me breakfast."
"I don't mind." Sawyer said as he walked around, slapping Sam in the back of the head on his way past her, making her grumble and glare at him. He watched the three of them easily banter back and forth. He easily fit in, and felt comfortable with them. He loved Brian's family. And he would never feel guilty that he spent time with them. Or, more time with them, then Michael. These were his in-laws. And Sam and Josh were more then that to him. They were good friends to him. He knew them in New York. And we was beyond happy that these were the people Brian was related to.
Even if Justin and Brian weren't even together. If they were never gonna be together again, never get married, he would still want and encourage Brian to let his real family in. To let them into his life, because he deserved that. They loved and adored Brian. No matter who or what he was. And that meant something to Justin. He wanted Brian to be happy. Lindsay was one of his best friends. She was the mother of his child. She got it. She understood it. She was beyond happy that Brian had a family. Yes, it was important to her, for Gus' sake, to have grandparents who loved him and cared for him. To have aunts and uncles, cousins. But she loved them, for loving Brian. Michael he thought, understood that to. But he was wrong. Oh so very wrong.
One thing that made Justin sad though, was that these three people did have a past. Everyone in Brian's family had a past, that Brian wasn't apart of. They had family history, that he wasn't apart of and should have been. He should have memories from when he was a kid, with his parents and all his cousins. Hell, he loved Brian so much, that if he were given the chance to go back in time, and change things for Brian, have him grow up with his family, even at the cost of never meeting Justin...he may just do it, just so he could have that family. Even at the expense of his own happiness. His own future.
It wasn't until after Justin ate some breakfast, that they started in on the jello shots. Emmett came over to enjoy in the festivities with them, and even some of Teresa's nieces and nephews. Brian came home later that night, to see about 20 people on his back porch laughing and drinking. It surprised him how much he didn't mind that. How much he liked coming home to a full house of, dare he say, straight people. He liked sitting down with them, having fun and laughing.
Thursday brought on a whole new day. Sawyer's brother Derek, and brother-in-law Carver were bringing up three of Brian's cousins. Ali, Chloe and Caleb. Ali was Meredith and Carver's 16 year old daughter, and Chloe and Caleb were Derek and Julianna's 7 and 3 year olds. He knew from some of the ramblings of Justin, that Ali was going to stay across the street at Melanie and Lindsay's house, because Gus was attached to her. And tonight, Chloe and Caleb were staying with them, because they were all going to Babylon to see Sam, dress up as a Drag Queen for losing a bet. Brian had bet Sam, that Emmett could teach her a few things about giving blow jobs She didn't think so, but lost. So now, she had to sing a song as a Drag Queen, and try to win the contest at Babylon.
He had spent the last three days hard at work, working on his accounts, making sure he was going to be ok for awhile. He was kind of worried about his two new accounts that he had just landed. He would be leaving them in the hands of Ted...but he was no Brian Kinney. But the night before, while they were in bed, Justin had given him an idea, that in fact, had been pretty brilliant.
"You seem a little on edge about your accounts. If you're really worried about them, we can just plan to go on a honeymoon later on. We don't have to go right after the wedding." Justin said as he hopped into bed while Brian worked with his laptop on his lap.
"Don't worry about me. I'll be fine dear." Brian joked, making Justin roll his eyes.
"Well I've been thinking of a solution for you. And don't say that it's dangerous when I'm thinking." Justin warned him. "What if you let your dad run things for you while we're gone." Justin said. Brian turned his head slowly and looked at him. "You've seen his work. You actually liked it. And he's been in advertising since he got out of college. Had his own agency by the time he was 35, which you actually beat him by two years mind you." Justin reminded him. "You're dad's even a millionaire, so you know he's amazing. He just said he made 12 million on an account while he was here, and never had to lift a finger because he had people to run his business for him." Justin said. This was all true. "And he's your dad. He won't let you down. You can talk to him any time you want while we're gone. And you know Ted and Cynthia won't let anything bad happen. And Ted's gonna be able to devote more attention to your dad because Jayden and Eric have taken on so much responsibility with all your properties. It's really a win win situation." Justin said.
"Are you trying to set up yet another father son bonding moment?" Brian grumbled. Justin smiled.
"Totally guilty. Is it working?" Justin asked. Brian groaned.
The truth was, it was working. He asked his father that morning if he'd be able to stay awhile longer, and run Kinnetik while he was gone. He could tell his father got a little bit choked up when he asked, but he was more then happy to do it. So he went with Brian to work and helped him out. When he was talking about his current account (a Mexican restaurant chain) he was delighted that his father actually had great ideas. Ted and Cynthia really showed him around. He already knew what to do though. And for the first time, he felt like he wasn't worried about his baby. About Kinnetik. Leaving his world in the hands of his father, Ted, Cynthia and his cousin Jayden, was turning out to be an ok thing. He might actually not be so paranoid on this fantastic honeymoon that he and Cynthia, with even a little help from Sam, had planned.
Justin had been having the time of his life that week. Of course on Tuesday he spent the day eating all those jello shots he and Sam had spent hours the day before making. He loved being around Brian's family. They sat around eating and drinking. He loved being only 23 years old. He loved this part of his life that he could just sit there, drink, and not have a care in the world. Wednesday was a little bit more calmer. Sam had wanted to see a little bit of Pittsburgh. He drove her and Josh to Kinnetik, (while Sawyer went to Ricky's again supposedly) and then had lunch at the Liberty Diner where Sam just ate up every second. She talked to everyone who came in there. Justin and Josh just laughed. They had never been to Pittsburgh, so site seeing was a must for them. They walked around the gay part of the town. Going into the Art Museum that Lindsay was in charge of. Going to the gym to say hello to Calvin. Going to Woody's for a drink. Then onto the straight part of Pittsburgh.
Sam had read online about the 'Just Ducky Tours', and made them go on it. Justin hadn't been on the tour since he was a kid. The land and water tour that actually gave him a new respect for the city he called home. He may live in West Virginia, but Pittsburgh was his home. Of course, Sam also made them do something even more ridicules. Go to the Abby Lee Dance Studio. She watched that awful show Justin had seen Molly watching once. Dance Moms. Molly actually knew a few of the girls, because she used to dance there when she was a kid. His mom even went to lunch with a few of the moms every once in awhile, and kept in touch with them. But Jennifer pulled Molly out of there a few years ago, because of the way the crazy fat dance teacher was. Sam of course jumped on that, and made them go over and pick Molly up so they could drive by there. Molly thought it was amusing, and walked right in, and even knew the girl at the front desk. Sam was totally stalking, but pretended to ask questions about classes and tuition for her three daughters that she totally made up, and was given a tour. Justin and Josh just stood back, trying not to laugh. She would ask Josh questions about what he thought, and like any good husband, who was totally used to his wife's crazy antics, went right along with her. The receptionist didn't mind giving a tour, because she knew Molly, and actually reminded Justin that she went to high school with him.
So when they went upstairs to look down at the studio, Sam couldn't even hold onto her excitement when she saw the actual Dance Moms mothers from the show sitting up there. The receptionist went back downstairs, and the blond mother knew Molly, and gave her a hug. Justin wanted to laugh at how star stuck Sam was. Two of the other mothers knew Molly to, and hugged her. But another two had no idea who she was, but Molly talked with all of them.
"Oh my God is this Justin?" the blonde mother asked. She looked familiar, but Justin didn't really know any of the mothers.
"Yeah. This is Christi. Chloe is her daughter. When I went to go hang out with Brooke Hyland all the time, Chloe is best friends with Brooke's little sister Paige. Kelly is their mom." Molly said. Justin nodded his head, remembering this.
"Oh that's right. The four of them came to the house...and I ended up babysitting all four of you." Justin said disgustingly, making the moms laugh.
"Oh my God. I can't believe how grown up you are." Christi said as she came over and hugged him. Justin could see Sam's face going red with excitement, and trying to remain calm. Justin laughed as Christy pulled away.
"Yeah I totally remember you and Kelly now. You always tried to get my mother into your crazy shenanigans." Justin joked, making Christi laugh. "Where is Kelly?" he asked. Molly glared at him. "What?" he asked. Sam stomped on his foot.
"You probably don't even remember me. I'm Holly, and my daughter is Nia." Holly said.
"Oh I totally remember you. You're a principal right?" he asked. She smiled and nodded and also gave him a hug.
"Well I totally remember you at one of Molly's recitals, sitting outside eating all the candy bars, so bored out of your mind." one of the women said.
"Some things don't change." Josh said.
"You're Melissa right?" Justin asked, racking his memory. She smiled and nodded.
"Yeah. And my two daughters are Maddie and Mackenzie." Melissa said, pointing down in the window to two of the girls in the front row.
"I haven't seen you since you were in High School. Last I heard you were living in New York." Christi said as she sat back down.
"Yeah I moved back last year. I was there for seven months." Justin said.
"You're mom said some art gallery owner snatched you up." Holly said. He smiled and nodded.
"That would actually be me." Josh said.
"This is my fiance's aunt and uncle actually. Josh and Sam." Justin said. Sam stepped forward and shook Christi's hand.
"I am such a huge fan of the show. I've watched like every single episode. And I only watch because I totally love you and the girls and not the crazy fat lady down there screaming." Sam said. Molly and Josh laughed, and even some of the moms laughed.
"Can she hear you?" Justin asked, looking down into the studio, paranoid that the dance teacher would come up here screaming. He remembered hearing her scream a few times when he went with his mother to go pick Molly up.
"Not over her own loud mouth." Christi said.
"Well I'm Jill." Jill said to her and shook her hand.
"I seriously love the four of you, and totally miss Kelly and her girls. The shows just not the same without them." Sam said, acting like a true fan.
"Well that's why my Sarah is down there. She's replacing Brooke and Paige." A large woman said.
"Oh pipe down Christ-ey. Once you open your mouth and call Abby garbage again she'll kick you out again." Sam said. Josh covered his face, while the other moms laughed. Justin was shocked.
"Sam." Justin hissed. She just glared at him.
"You don't watch the show. There's no way to edit her to look bad, because you can't edit craziness, it's just there. Although they edit that woman much nicer then she really is. I follow you all on twitter religiously ladies." Sam said. Josh and Molly just laughed. "Oh my God Justin tell Christ-ey over here what your fiance's name is." Sam said excitedly
"Oh gosh." Melissa said, hiding her face, with her shoulder bobbing up and down from silent laughter. Christi gasped and whispered in Jill's ear and she smiled and looked over at Justin.
"Oh you are. I knew it. I just adore you already." Jill said, figuring Christi whispered in her ear that he was gay.
"What's her name?" the large women who Sam was calling Christ-ey asked.
"His name is Brian." Justin told her. Sam jumped up and clapped her hands.
"He's gay. He's marrying a guy. My nephew." Sam said. The girls ended up coming upstairs for a break, and pounced on Molly. The moms and the girls ended up taking pictures with Sam, and then Josh and Justin had to drag her out of there. Justin made Sam explain a few things to him, not that he really cared about this reality show. But apparently Kelly wasn't on the show anymore, because she punched Abby. So she got kicked out of the studio. And apparently the fat woman's name was Christy, but everyone called her Christ-ey, because she was super religious. Sam was in heaven. She met reality stars. He would have to remind himself to talk with his mother later about how she could get mixed up with those crazy women, and thank her for getting Molly out of that dance studio, and not becoming as crazy as them.
That night though, Justin knew something weird was up with Sam. Gus had been asking her to sing 'Let It Go' all night, because he had talked to Sawyer's family on Mother's Day, and Sam had been singing the Frozen song all day. He had asked her to sing, but kept changing the subject. He figured he would find out sooner or later why she was all paranoid to sing.
Thursday was a bit more calmer. Sawyer went with Brian to Kinnetik, and he and Josh took his SUV, and Josh's rental to go pick up Derek, Carver, Ali, Chloe and Caleb. Sam had gone with Emmett to prepare for her big debut as a Drag Queen. The second the Ali got off the plane, she ran and hugged Justin and then grabbed her cell phone, and called Brian. She had begged him and Justin at the same time to let her go to Babylon that night to see Sam sing.
"Just let her go already. It's not like any of the men are gonna hit on her. They're all gay." Derek said to Carver.
"Meredith will kill me." Carver said.
"Please Brian. It's your club. Yours and Justin's pleeeeease. I'll die if I don't go." Ali said as she squeezed Justin's arm, not letting him go. Justin could tell Brian was cracking.
"Sunshine you deal with it. I have to go." Brian said and hung up. Ali shook Justin.
"Please." she begged. He rolled his eyes and looked at Carver.
"Derek's right. No guys are gonna hit on her. In fact, most of them will be perfect gentlemen. The only thing that they'll think is that she's a lesbian, and be a little afraid of her." Justin said. Ali smacked him. Carver scrubbed at his face.
"Fine. But you tell your mother that you snuck in, and by the time I found you, it was to late. I'm not taking the fall for this. Blame Brian." Carver said. Ali was to excited. Ali made sure she got the front seat so she could sit next to Justin.
"I have a list of places that I have to see before I go back home." Ali said, pulling out a piece of paper. Justin figured it was a list like Sam had. "Babylon, that's a check. The Liberty Diner." Ali said. Justin looked over at her.
"Why do you want to go there?" Justin asked.
"Because I've heard so much about it already. Ok, I want to go to Woody's-"
"I'm not taking you to a bar." Justin said. She just rolled her eyes and waved him away.
"There's a few other gay places that Brian owns. Like an art museum, and a gay gym. Oh and a deli and a bakery. A bunch of Drag Queens work there, and I want to see them. And I want to see Debbie's house. Brian talked about Debbie's house. I have to see it." Ali said.
"Don't you want to tour the city or something? Sight see?" Justin asked. Her eyes widened.
"Oh yeah. I want to go to the Abby Lee Dance Company." Ali said. Justin just glared at her. They went back to Britin and dropped everyone's stuff off, and brought Chloe and Caleb across the street. Gus was devastated to know that Ali wouldn't be staying, but would be back long after he fell asleep. They all got ready, and headed to Babylon.
"Alright. Let me just give you some ground rules." Justin said as he walked with Ali hanging onto his arm. She had come into the living room wearing a mini skirt and her dad had flipped out. Lindsay had to go upstairs and help her change. She was still wearing some crazy tall heels. But she was wearing a little bit longer of a skirt, and a top that covered more of her chest, but she still looked like she fit into the gay night club. Josh was on his other side, as Derek and Carver waited by the car for Brian and Sawyer. "No drinking. Brian already texted a picture of you to the bartenders on duty tonight. They know not to give you anything but soda or water." Justin said. Josh laughed and she rolled her eyes.
"God that is so unfair." she grumbled.
"Number two. These guys do drugs in here. Don't take anything from anyone. Not even a bottle of water unless it's from the bartender. And don't leave a drink lying around and then pick it back up. Just get a new drink." Justin said. She rolled her eyes.
"I'm not stupid. I have attended the fifth grade D.A.R.E. Classes." Ali said snottily. Justin smiled, remembering a similar comment Brian made years ago.
"Number three, the women's bathrooms mainly have guys in there having sex. So if you need to go to the bathroom, just ask me or Brian. We'll take you upstairs to the employees bathroom. You to." Justin said to Josh who nodded his head. "Number four. Stay out of the Backroom." Justin warned.
"What's that?" Ali asked. Josh tilted his head, wondering also.
"It's a place to go...for guys to...have sex. In public." Justin said. She stopped and her eyes widened.
"Oh my gosh. You actually have a room for people to have sex in? Wait. You were serious that guys are in the bathrooms having sex?" Ali asked, totally shocked. Justin laughed and nodded his head.
"Not people. Guys. It's a gay dance club. Just don't go back there, because that's all that the Backroom is for. So do not go back there. And just don't wander off. Just stay with someone." Justin told her. She rolled her eyes and nodded her head again. They walked past the long line of people to the very front.
"Good evening Mr. Kinney." the bouncer said.
"Hey Danny. How's the crowd?" Justin asked.
"Full house. Those Drag Queens really know how to bring the fags in." Danny said. Justin nodded and laughed.
"Danny this is Josh and Ali. Josh is married to Brian's aunt, and this is Brian's younger cousin. Underage cousin." Justin said. Danny nodded and smiled. He pulled out a stamp and took her hand, and stamped her hand. Ali looked down at her hand, and her mouth fell opened.
"It says underaged loser. You asshole." Ali said and hit Justin who just laughed.
"Thanks Danny. Come on." Justin said as he walked inside with the two of them. He brought them upstairs to drop their coats off in Brian's office and bring them back downstairs to get drinks. Ted was already down there with Blake and Calvin, and was surprised he was standing there with Michael and Ben. He hadn't expected to see Michael that night. Before he could really say anything, Teresa had come over to hug him. Some of her family was there tonight to see Sam. They all thought it was great.
"Uncle Sawyer!" Ali cheered and hugged Sawyer as he came up. Then she hugged Brian. Brian walked over, getting hugged by his mother and Angela in the middle, and went over to Justin.
"Did you see who's here?" Justin asked in his ear. Brian looked at him a moment, and then spotted Michael. He turned around to order and drink, and leaned against the bar, standing shoulder to shoulder with Justin. "Are you ok?" he asked. Brian shrugged his shoulders
"It's a free country. Mikey can come to Babylon anytime he wants to." Brian said as he turned and grabbed his beer.
"You think he's going to start anything?" Justin asked.
"He better fucking not. I'm in no mood for his shit tonight." Brian said, taking a sip of his beer.
"Sam said Emmett and her have been planning this since our housewarming party. She says it's going to be epic." Justin said, making Brian chuckle and roll his eyes.
"Fooling all the fags with a fake Drag Queen. I'm gonna feel totally responsible if their dicks start to get hard and they actually have the hots for a woman. I'll have to start questioning who the real fags are in this town." Brian joked. Justin laughed. They waited for the Drag Queens to come out. They listened to a couple of Drag Queens come out and preform to Britney Spears, Celine Deon, Whitney Houston, Madonna, Bette Midler...and then Emmett finally showed up.
"Where the hell have you been?" Ted asked. Emmett just smiled.
"I was helping the most beautiful Drag Queen get ready. She's coming up after this crazy queen." Emmett said, disgusted by what he was seeing.
"Alright then, get off the damn stage you're killing our ear drums." The host (another drag queen) said. "Alright boys. Our next contestant has my cock already hard as a fucking rock." she said. Justin and Brian looked at each other. "Singing 'Let It Go'...Miss Coco Kinney!" she announced. Brian's mouth fell open, and their group looked at him and burst out laughing.
"That fucking bitch. She's using my last name?" Brian demanded, looking over at Emmett.
"Well she had a few favorites. Mostly the sexual ones, or the alcoholic ones. But then she wanted something totally to get you pissed off. So she used your last name." Emmett laughed. Brian pushed him, and out walked Sam, wearing a short, tight light blue and white sparkly dress with long sleeves. Justin squinted at her.
"She looks weird." Justin said.
"Where the hell did her tits go?" Brian asked.
"And her curves. She looks like..." Josh trailed off.
"Like a man pretending to be a woman. Hello honey. Drag Queen." Emmett said, patting Josh's shoulder. "We taped down her boobs to make them look smaller. And we kind of put some patting down to make her look more straight." Emmett said, using both of his hands to show a straight line, instead of a curvy body. "We just put a big wig on her and exaggerated all her make up. I gave her tips on how to walk, so she looks like a man, trying to walk as a woman." Emmett said proudly.
"I feel like I'm watching the behind the scenes footage of Harry Potter. Watching the woman who plays Bellatrix, pretending to be Hermione who is pretending to be Bellatrix. It just gives me a headache." Justin said.
"I can't wait for you all to hear her sing like a man. She's amazing." Emmett said. The music started and she moved around awkwardly, making Derek whistle.
"SHOW US YOUR TITS!" Derek yelled, laughing. Sam automatically heard him, and knew it was her older brother.
"Yeah you wish Humpty Dumpty." Sam said in a deep voice, that seemed natural. They all burst out laughing and whistled and cheered her on.
"The snow glows white on the mountain tonight.
Not a footprint to be seen.
A kingdom of isolation,
And it looks like I'm the queen"
"Oh Drag Queen. I get it." she said into the microphone. Everyone laughed. Justin and Brian were stunned. She could actually sing. She made her voice deeper, to sound like a man.
"The wind is howling like this swirling storm inside.
Couldn't keep it in, heaven knows I tried!"
She was moving just like a man would. She walked to the other side of the stage.
"Don't let them in, don't let them see.
Be the good girl you always have to be.
Conceal, don't feel, don't let them know.
Well, now they know!"
The whole crowd, not just their friends and family, were cheering loudly for her.
"Let it go, let it go.
Can't hold it back anymore.
Let it go, let it go.
Turn away and slam the door!"
She sang so passionately.
"I don't care.
What they're going to say.
Let the storm rage on,
The cold never bothered me anyway!"
She sang suggestively, shaking her shoulder and making the men holler and scream. She walked to now the other side of the stage, totally working it.
"It's funny how some distance.
Makes everything seem small.
And the fears that once controlled me.
Can't get to me at all!
It's time to see what I can do.
To test the limits and break through.
No right, no wrong, no rules for me I'm free!"
She sang and danced with such conviction. "Why would you ever bet her to do something like this? No other guy stands a chance against her." Justin told Brian. He just nodded his head and laughed.
"Let it go, let it go.
I am one with the wind and sky.
Let it go, let it go.
You'll never see me cry!
Here I stand.
And here I'll stay.
Let the storm rage on!
My power flurries through the air into the ground.
My soul is spiraling in frozen fractals all around.
And one thought crystallizes like an icy blast.
I'm never going back,
The past is in the past!"
She had made her way back to the center stage, and got ready for the finale. The lights dimmed and came back on her brighter then before. Everyone was screaming.
"Let it go, let it go.
And I'll rise like the break of dawn.
Let it go, let it go.
That perfect girl is gone!
Here I stand.
In the light of day.
Let the storm rage on,
The cold never bothered me anyway!"
Everyone was stunned by this singer. The crowd went wild. "Thank you." Sam said. Her voice was still low, but her accent was coming through loud and clear. "Thank you so much. I just want to thank someone...so special to me." she said, pretending to get emotional, and hold her hand over her heart.
"YOU SING IT SISTER!" someone yelled form the audience.
"I LOVE YOU COCO!" someone else yelled.
"I love you to honey." she said, making everyone laughed. "I've had a tough road in life. Coming out, and becoming a Queen...my true self." she said. Brian rolled his eyes along with Justin, everyone laughing from their group. Men were actually shushing them. "But I had one person, who was always in my corner. Telling me, don't be a drag, just be a queen...Long before Lady G ever said it." Sam said, flinging her hand around, and holding out her hip. "Gave me the courage to be myself, and come out here and sing tonight. So I just wanted to say thank you to my beautiful nephew, Mr. Brian Kinney." Sam said, pointing to Brian at the bar. His mouth fell open. Everyone turned around and clapped and whistled, while his friends and family just laughed. "Brian. You make this world a happier place for fags." she said, pretending to cry and handing the mic back to the host. She walked off stage and came towards the group. The queers all tried to hug on her and kiss her, but she kept smiling and holding up her hand. She finally got to the group, and held out her hands. "Am I fucking amazing or what?" she screamed. Emmett hugged her and spun her around.
"BABY YOU WERE AMAZING!" Emmett screamed and kissed her. Josh grabbed her next and kissed her passionately for a moment or two, and pulled back, smiling.
"You at least could have mentioned your hot husband up there." Josh joked. He held up his hands. "I guess I'm really gay now." he joked.
"Oh honey we all already knew that." a man passing by said. Josh's smile instantly left his face. Sam looked and stood in front of Brian and Justin, crossing her arms. He was still mortified.
"Coco Kinney? Are you fucking kidding me?" Brian asked.
"Miss, Coco Kinney. It has a sweet ring to it right?" she asked, smiling at him. Justin laughed and hugged her.
"How are you walking like that. You look a little wobbly. Totally believable." Justin asked.
"Please. I am wobbly. The heels don't make me wobbly. It's because my ass and tits are all taped up, and I have patting on my stomach. Me being wobbly isn't a fucking act. Oh and feel this." Sam said and grabbed Justin's hand, and before he could stop her, put his hand on her crotch. There was definitely a bump there and she laughed. "It feels like I'm packing a little willy down there." she laughed. Josh looked over at Emmett.
"Just how close were you with my wife?" Josh asked. She just snorted and laughed.
"Baby, he knows everything down there. But it's ok. He's still gay. I couldn't get him to switch teams." Sam joked.
"Honey, if I was ever going to switch teams, you'd definitely be the girl I switched for." Emmett said. Everyone was hugging her and laughing with her, but Brian was still grumbling. She put her hands on her hips and came back over.
"Are you still mad?" she asked. He just ignored her. "Alright. How about I make it up to you?" she asked. Brian tilted his head.
"How?" he asked. She smiled evilly and turned a little.
"Oh my God did you know that they have that whole lesbian section? I had to walk through them and they're all stripping." Sam said to Derek. His eyes lit up like a Christmas Tree.
"Lesbian strippers? Where?" Derek asked. Same turned and pointed.
"In The Backroom." she said. Derek jumped and grabbed Carver and went running. Justin started laughing and she turned and smiled at Brian. "See. Isn't that fun? Just wait till he comes running out screaming." Sam said. They waited a moment, and sure enough they heard Derek scream like a little girl, running back. Carver looked pissed.
"What the fuck is wrong with you?" Carver demanded.
"It wasn't my fault. She told me there were female strippers." Derek said, pointing to his little sister. Brian laughed, and actually high fived her.
"Your right. That did make me feel better." Brian said.
"MY EYES!" Derek screamed, scraping at his face.
"They were having sex. Without condoms." Carver said. Brian turned around to the bartender.
"Go get someone to hand out condoms again. I don't want these fuckers fucking without condoms." Brian told him. The bartender nodded his head, and reached under the counter and grabbed a bin full of condoms.
"Did you really just go into The Backroom? Everyone knows that's where all the guys go to have sex. You're an idiot." Ali said and went over to stand with Justin. Derek just glared at her. 30 minutes later, all the Drag Queens, and Sam, stood on stage to see who won. And sure enough...Sam actually won. She pretended to get emotional and cry, and took her crown gracefully. By the time she made her way back to the gang, Brian put his arm around her shoulders.
"So you lost the bet, and had to go up there and be a Drag Queen. I now have a new found respect for you, and I'll pay for you to have your trip to Italy." brian said. That was what he would do, had she won. She hugged him and kissed his cheek.