Midnight Whispers
QAF Brian and Justin Fanfiction
Reviews For Schmidt's the Shit
Reviewer: gotb30 (Signed) · Date: September 14, 2021 10:13 AM · On: Schmidting the World

I finally got around to reading this and I gotta tell you, I haven't laughed so hard in a while. This is some crazy fever dream and I loved every minute of it. Soon funny how time with Ted's magical dick was a magical, emotional experience, better than years of therapy sessions that even cured emotionally stunted men into becoming monogamous, finding their true love (Brandon), or proposing in backrooms (so Brian, LOL), or finding their true purpose. Wish that could be bottled and marketed! OMG... I had to stop reading several times during the final scene because I wanted to giggle and appreciate the richness of the Mary Sue/crackiness!! I wish you had written more of these. I'm going to reread Nose to Bill now and enjoy the quackiness of all again. xo 

Reviewer: gotb30 (Signed) · Date: November 15, 2015 03:49 AM · On: Schmidting It Up

I'm gearing myself up to read this because I know it will be another wild ride. Just the title and pic made me LOL!! :D



Author's Response:

lolol, it's another strange one! Let me know what you think when you read it! :)

Reviewer: querdowell59 (Anonymous) · Date: November 13, 2015 07:24 PM · On: Schmidting the World

I now feel sorry for all the men who didn't get to experience King Schmidt.  Too bad Ben and Michael don't have an open relationship.  Sounds like they really missed out.



Author's Response:

Right? I guess Ben and Michael have each other but is it the same? ;) Glad you liked the story! Thank you for reading and reviewing!

Reviewer: Anonymous (Anonymous) · Date: November 13, 2015 04:58 AM · On: Schmidting the World

 

Ted bringing Brian and Justin back together and encouraging his tricks to follow their dreams.  It really is sad that he's hanging up his crown.

Loved Brian using his owner privilage to cut in front in the line.   Even when he's bottoming for Ted, Brian is still Brian.

Another gem was Brian pestering Mysterious Marylyn.

So someone made Ted a crown.  Ad he actually wears it. To funny.

There's so much to laugh at in this story.

 



Author's Response:

Right? In such a short time, Ted and his magical cock changed the lives of so many.

Brian is not going to wait in line at his own club. That's just preposterous. ;)

Pestering Marilyn was the last attempt to find a reason for this absurdity. But even Marilyn couldn't create the perfection that is King Schmidt.

Only once in a while, usually just when he is feeling playful or if a trick begs him to do so. He doesn't want his status to go too much to his head though so he keeps its use minimal.

Glad you enjoyed this comedic story! Thank you for reading and reviewing!

Reviewer: Alois (Signed) · Date: November 13, 2015 12:00 AM · On: Schmidting the World

LMAO!!!!!!!!!

I hadn't laughed so hard while reading a fanfic in a really long time. Hilarious!

Thank you Anne!!!!



Author's Response:

Aw, glad I could make you laugh, Alois! Thank you for reading and reviewing!

Reviewer: beddy (Anonymous) · Date: November 12, 2015 07:28 PM · On: Schmidting the World

At the end this story is even more the funniest ever.  



Author's Response:

Lol, glad you liked it! Thank you for reading and reviewing!

Reviewer: tiff (Anonymous) · Date: November 12, 2015 10:23 AM · On: Schmidting the World

Ted has a crown.  And he does Brian and Justin.  I know this is crack .....but wow.  Just wow.



Author's Response:

I know! It's hard to tell because this is a situation that could totally happen, right? ;) Thank you for reading and reviewing!

Reviewer: YumYumPM (Signed) · Date: November 12, 2015 04:54 AM · On: Schmidting the World

Unbelievable!  He had both Brian and Justin!  At least Brian and Justin are back together again.  Long live the King!



Author's Response:

Lucky, lucky man! Or are they the lucky ones? ;) Yes, they are very much together again and so are Ted and Blake! Long live the king indeed! Thank you for reading and reviewing!

Reviewer: Toto_too514 (Anonymous) · Date: November 12, 2015 01:59 AM · On: Schmidting the World

Ha! Well, I'm glad everyone has a happy ending... except, of course, those poor neglected bottoms left alone in Pittsburgh, LOL! 



Author's Response:

LOL, yes! Ted, Brandon, and Brian are all off the market now. I'm sure a new "ultimate" top will come soon enough. But will they live up to King Schmidt? Somehow, I think not. ;) Thank you for reading and reviewing!

Reviewer: Toto_too514 (Anonymous) · Date: November 08, 2015 04:21 AM · On: Schmidting Me Softly

Just the silly little thing I needed to read tonight! Desperate Brandon, furstrated Brian and happy but bewildered Ted... great fun!



Author's Response:

Hehe, glad you liked it! It was a fun one to write! Saw you reviewed the third chapter as well. Thank you for reading this particular tale. ;)

Reviewer: tiff (Anonymous) · Date: November 06, 2015 08:18 PM · On: Schmidting Me Softly

You know, sew god Ted is kind of hot.  And he seems to be nicer to his "subjects" than Brian tended to be.



Author's Response:

Hell yeah, he is! That's part of his appeal too. :) Third and final chapter is now up!

Reviewer: Alois (Signed) · Date: November 06, 2015 10:59 AM · On: Schmidting Me Softly

LMAO. So funny!!! Ted as the ultimate top...Who would have thought? Great job Anne!



Author's Response:

Glad you think it is so funny because Brian certainly doesn't! ;) Thank you for reading and reviewing, Alois! Third and final chapter is now up!

Reviewer: beddy (Anonymous) · Date: November 06, 2015 02:52 AM · On: Schmidting Me Softly

This story is the funniest thing ever!



Author's Response:

Lol, thank you! Third and final chapter is now up! :)

Reviewer: YumYumPM (Signed) · Date: November 05, 2015 03:18 PM · On: Schmidting Me Softly

So how is Emmett?  What does Ted have that Brian doesn't? 



Author's Response:

Third chapter is now up so the hint will be within the words! ;) Thank you for reading and reviewing!

Reviewer: ferris (Anonymous) · Date: November 04, 2015 09:32 PM · On: Schmidting It Up

Im loving your stories featuring other characters.  But this chapter is confusing me.  It starts with Ted's pov and ends with Brian's.  Something that wouldn't happen if one of them was dreaming,  unless  I missed something. But that is a minor complaint.  Also, maybe it's not a dream.  But that would take a lot of courage,  as you'd probably get hate mail if you made Ted a better lay than Brian, even in a crack fic.

This story is very funny.  It also shows a side of Ted that's quite true, that being he liked sex nearly as much as Brian.  I'm glad somebody noticed this. 

 



Author's Response:

It isn't a dream so the POV thing isn't a mistake. If people want to send hate mail then well...it wouldn't be a first. ;) But hopefully they see that this is total crack and just have a laugh at it. Ted has always had an obsessive behavior when it comes to sex, masturbation, and, later on, drugs so I felt that he had a lot of practice with quick recovery times and stamina haha.

I'm glad you are enjoying it! Next chapter should be up soon. Thank you for reading and reviewing!

Reviewer: beddy (Anonymous) · Date: November 04, 2015 01:18 AM · On: Schmidting It Up

Oh my this is funny.  And kuds for writing about someone besides Brian, even if "Bri" has a sizable supporting role.



Author's Response:

Ted and Brian are definitely the main characters in this story, with Ted being the subject matter/God of fucking lolol. Thank you for reading and reviewing!

Reviewer: Alnwick (Signed) · Date: November 04, 2015 12:59 AM · On: Schmidting It Up

Love your crack...er..I love the Schmidt crack....er...everyone loves schmidtts crack...damn.  Love your wacky stories!!!!!



Author's Response:

Lol! Thank you, Alnwick! It'll be a strange short story, that's for sure! :) Thank you for reading and reviewing!

Reviewer: SunshineSally (Signed) · Date: November 04, 2015 12:44 AM · On: Schmidting It Up

MY EYES, MY EYES!!!!!

OMG, Annie, I am 95% laughing hysterically at this and 5% disturbed LOL!

When you mentioned this it sounded funny, but reading it is even better. AMAZING!!!!!!

Your brain is so weird, but I <3 it



Author's Response:

Hey, I'm sure if Brian wasn't in the picture then Ted would be the hot one! ;)

I'm glad you are enjoying it, even if 5% of you is disturbed! 

It'll be a crazy short story, but you know this. I hope to get the rest up soon. My illness if getting in the way of my muse.

Thank you for reading and reviewing!

Reviewer: YumYumPM (Signed) · Date: November 03, 2015 10:23 PM · On: Schmidting It Up

LOL!  How funny.  Wonder what happens when Ted goes to work the next day?



Author's Response:

Brian will have a few questions, that's for sure! ;) Thank you for reading and reviewing!

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