-cue Zelda theme- When I woke up this morning, I knew something was wrong. For one, my bed was about 4 foot shorter than I was and for another, I was in a tree house. Those factors I could just about handle. The thing that floored me was that Zacky has me wearing a bloody dress! Zacky: And tights and boots! And don't you look cute! Yes, and what he just said. Also there’s something flying above my head so, naturally, I prod it, “Ooooh shiny!” Only I didn’t expect it to bite me. And it hurt, little bitch. I’m assuming the fly is female. Zacky: FAIRY, JUSTIN, SHE’S A FUCKING FAIRY! Okay, so the fly…uh fairy, is in fact female. What gives? She’s looking slightly put out as I stare, “I’m Meli and I’m you’re fairy asshole, get used to it. You’ll be doing as I say”. I start to laugh, I really can’t help it. I mean, me taking orders from a…THING that’s about the same length as my thumb? Yeah right. Dream on Zacky. I roll off the bed, hitting the floor with a thump before I’m being ushered for the door. “JUUUUUSTIN! OOOH JUSSSTIN!” I stare down at Daphne before I almost keel over laughing, “Why’s your hair…green!?” I manage to get out before falling down the ladder, landing on my ass with a thump, “ZACKY!” Zacky: Oops….sorry -looks cute- “You have to go see the Great Whiney Tree!” my friend says, watching the fly pull my hair. Great…