-cue Zelda theme-
When I woke up this morning, I knew something was wrong.
For one, my bed was about 4 foot shorter than I was and for another, I was in a tree house.
Those factors I could just about handle.
The thing that floored me was that Zacky has me wearing a bloody dress!
Zacky: And tights and boots! And don't you look cute!
Yes, and what he just said. Also there’s something flying above my head so, naturally, I prod it, “Ooooh shiny!”
Only I didn’t expect it to bite me.
And it hurt, little bitch. I’m assuming the fly is female.
Zacky: FAIRY, JUSTIN, SHE’S A FUCKING FAIRY!
Okay, so the fly…uh fairy, is in fact female. What gives? She’s looking slightly put out as I stare, “I’m Meli and I’m you’re fairy asshole, get used to it. You’ll be doing as I say”.
I start to laugh, I really can’t help it. I mean, me taking orders from a…THING that’s about the same length as my thumb? Yeah right. Dream on Zacky.
I roll off the bed, hitting the floor with a thump before I’m being ushered for the door.
“JUUUUUSTIN! OOOH JUSSSTIN!”
I stare down at Daphne before I almost keel over laughing, “Why’s your hair…green!?” I manage to get out before falling down the ladder, landing on my ass with a thump, “ZACKY!”
Zacky: Oops….sorry -looks cute-
“You have to go see the Great Whiney Tree!” my friend says, watching the fly pull my hair.
Great…