Once upon a time, a little boy named Justin was wandering through Pittsburgh, looking for something to do. He stumbled across a street he had never seen before. It was called Liberty Avenue. On Liberty Avenue was a club called Babylon. Justin went inside and looked around. "Gee," he said. "I sure wish someone would buy me a drink." So he watched some of the other customers. The first one he saw was Ted, who was just buying himself a drink. "Nah," said Justin to himself, quietly. "Too old." He looked around some more and saw another man. This one's name was Emmett. Justin thought about asking Emmett to buy him a drink, but then he decided, "Too young." That's when Justin saw the Great Sex God Brian Kinney. "Just right," he said, and sauntered over to Brian so that Brian could buy him a drink. An hour later, Justin decided that he wanted to dance. He looked at some people he could dance with. The first person he noticed was Michael. "Too innocent," Justin declared. That's when he saw a giant man with twelve piercings and a huge tattoo across his chest. "Too... experienced," Justin said. And then he saw Brian. "Just right," Justin said, and went over to dance with him. Soon afterward, Justin decided that he wanted to fuck. He looked around at the men in the back room. First, he saw Todd. "Too nelly," Justin complained. When he saw Ben, he wrinkled his nose. "Too butch," Justin said. And then he saw Brian, in all his glittering, glamorous, unquestionable beauty. "Just right," Justin breathed in the man's ear, and dropped to his knees to administer a blowjob. THE END.