Lolol, this is too funny. I'm a fan of crack and write it myself so I appreciate fresh takes in the genre. Michael as an elf? Santa as a womanizer? Debbie as his star-crossed lover? All of it adds up to a wild ride. Is it weird that I'm just as worried about Carl getting hurt as I am about Michael potentially going to the North Pole for good? Can't wait for the next chapter!

I dearly love crack.  And this is some of the "crakiest" crack ever.

This has to be one of the funniest and most original stories I have ever read. Check you Debbie doing it with Santa. I always knew she was a wild one. But I cannot stop laughing at the image in my head of Michael with his little pointy ears making toys. Love it!

Hi, Deluxe - thanks for the Christmas story! I is always nice to have new ones for the holiday. I was hoping to have one myself, but not sure if I will have time for it.

 

Please do not forget to add your story disclaimer to any new stories you post. Also, just an FYI. You could not add any characters to your story because you did not have "QAF US" listed as a category.  Once that is done, the story characters will appear to choose from, and if you hold down the 'ctrl' key, you can click to choose all of them that you want at one time. I have added the characters you indicated, removed the description of them from the snyopsis area, and also added the disclaimer.  It is important from a legal standpoint that it is included, so please remember that going forward. :)

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