Chapter Fifteen - This gives a whole new meaning to 'Bible bashing' “If you’ll just repent, Brian-” Joan began. “Face it, mom, I’m a fag!” Brian interrupted, wondering why he’d even bothered to answer the door. “Mrs Kinney, I’m sure… Ahhh!” Justin suddenly screamed, darting behind Brian’s mother when he noticed that Ethan had managed to somehow sneak in to the loft. “Please, I love you, Justin!” Ethan exclaimed, walking toward the blond. “Another sinner?! Lord have mercy!” Joan cried, taking an unnaturally large Bible out of her purse. “Stay back!” she shrieked, wielding the holy book like a weapon. Needless-to-say, Ethan didn’t heed the warning, and got hit with the Bible. Repeatedly.